Q: Big4 - Yearly salary increment

ye gods this guy really needs to go to IMH... imagine getting dumped so hard by b4 audit he copypastas deranged things here every day...

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Girls don’t need worry one larh

Sure got guys take one

nope seen many cases of mid 20s left on the shelf, worst if u are reaching your late 20s
with the long hours confirm your face look like late 30s. this is fact

and audit have mostly girls, very few guys. LOL, this is one place i avoid when im in cbd. all look like zombie

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Audit girls 9/10 is other industries' girls' 5/10 equivalent

Never seen a hot auditor in my life

In banks, smoking hot ladies are dime a dozen. Really make your nose bleed one in heels and tight dresses.

Auditors only got those xmm ger ger type, and these usually quit after 2 peak seasons

Wake up from your delulu, your fugly pimply auditor face cannot land those hotties anyway. they'll go for the alpha bankers with money to treat them to michelin star restaurant every week. no money no abs no looks no brains, we all know why you have to join audit and not banking

Originally Posted by Unregistered

ye gods this guy really needs to go to IMH... imagine getting dumped so hard by b4 audit he copypastas deranged things here every day...

not everyone is as desperate as you to join big 4.
you either is mid tier that big 4 doesnt want
or u are a jhk

Where got time. i come here to laugh at you only. and getting your response shows i have done well so far

u self pawned

Originally Posted by Unregistered

no one gives a hoot about your blue intranet
yet alone blue who underpays your staff. lowest paid senior at all ranks
worst is your audit software is a joke
JHK fest
yuck

their english is so bad, it reflects in their awp.

even their powerpoint slides are sleep inducing. white background with blue titles to reflect the corporate colours and filled with words.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Wake up from your delulu, your fugly pimply auditor face cannot land those hotties anyway. they'll go for the alpha bankers with money to treat them to michelin star restaurant every week. no money no abs no looks no brains, we all know why you have to join audit and not banking

Delulu is a Gen Z TikTok term

Yucks

tomolo is monday loh
just want to remind you malaysians that it is time to pay up your rent

S$4.5k SGD in the bank fuyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

no one gives a hoot about your blue intranet
yet alone blue who underpays your staff. lowest paid senior at all ranks
worst is your audit software is a joke
JHK fest
yuck

their english is so bad, it reflects in their awp.

Only blue has 20% for ca so if you don't want to care about blue why you even bother asking?

With dumb students spamming this thread with their JHK JHK JHK it's no wonder we haven't even gotten info on the latest payscale and bonus from jul 2023. thank **** i'm no longer in audit, i'd get brain aneurysm with juniors like these.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

tomolo is monday loh
just want to remind you malaysians that it is time to pay up your rent

S$4.5k SGD in the bank fuyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

those auditors jin sian. peak period starting soon. need to start chasing client for pbc while clients are scolding and laughing at you behind your back.

i am now at client side and get to enjoy long lunch break and coffee break. I also don't need to do closing.

I hope u guys are keeping up. Its a new year.
Set your goal and get promoted to get that extra 500 to 1200 in the coming appraisal.

Ur family will be proud of you. ISCA will support u.