Q: Big4 - Yearly salary increment

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Then what’s the use of this thread

whats the use of ur mom?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

whats the use of ur mom?

Are you like 8 years old? Still play parents?

Grow up la, primary school retort popular in 1990s still not paiseh to use in 2023.



LOL

Seeing one look at how these auditors banter over here can already guess they are oily, bui bui bespectacled nerds who masturbates to accounting standards and nothing else lol. No wonder all girls shun auditor guys and rather date ppl like me in satki ib.

why does this thread have so many students wishing they were in ib with their dumb asses who couldnt even survive an audit internship

you know who you all are, the past few years of interns have all been clowns talking about how they're gonna be ib ib ib ib while screwing up the simplest tasks

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Seeing one look at how these auditors banter over here can already guess they are oily, bui bui bespectacled nerds who masturbates to accounting standards and nothing else lol. No wonder all girls shun auditor guys and rather date ppl like me in satki ib.

not really all oily guys but i feel they don't give out the assertive/decision-maker vibes as compared to finbros. Just an observation.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

not really all oily guys but i feel they don't give out the assertive/decision-maker vibes as compared to finbros. Just an observation.

why would an alpha join audit? At the very least if they cmi to IB/consulting they will rather be FA/ppty agent.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

not really all oily guys but i feel they don't give out the assertive/decision-maker vibes as compared to finbros. Just an observation.

yeah big 4 audit dudes in general look ok or good (putting aside the eyebags), they definitely filtered for presentability during interview since client service. too busy to go drink and club regularly for sure compared to finbros that do it a few times a week (cos they do it during their OT "working hours" too lol). rarely see single dudes here too, mostly taken

Originally Posted by Unregistered

why would an alpha join audit? At the very least if they cmi to IB/consulting they will rather be FA/ppty agent.

funny right? in the audit world, there are more female alphas around than male alphas

Originally Posted by Unregistered

yeah big 4 audit dudes in general look ok or good (putting aside the eyebags), they definitely filtered for presentability during interview since client service. too busy to go drink and club regularly for sure compared to finbros that do it a few times a week (cos they do it during their OT "working hours" too lol). rarely see single dudes here too, mostly taken

are you for real? Big 4 audit people are among the worst looking and least polished of all the service providers i've seen. Bespectacled, nerdy, awkward and usually slightly plump. This is true for both guys and girls.

I've been in audit committee meetings where the partner threw the SM to do the presentation. The SM couldn't speak proper english for nuts and was all over the place. Supremely embarrassing.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

are you for real? Big 4 audit people are among the worst looking and least polished of all the service providers i've seen. Bespectacled, nerdy, awkward and usually slightly plump. This is true for both guys and girls.

I've been in audit committee meetings where the partner threw the SM to do the presentation. The SM couldn't speak proper english for nuts and was all over the place. Supremely embarrassing.

sucks to be you but my department only hire ex-uni pageantees so no ugly ppl allowed here