SIM-UOL fresh grad starting pay

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Got this post showing a small sample. Most in banks leh.

HAHHAH after finding like so long only so short list???

It's like saying - Oh you see all these high school dropouts - Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc. very successful so high chance u will also see other high school dropouts being successful

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Got this post showing a small sample. Most in banks leh.

HAHHAH GUYS LOOK AT THE SCB GLOBAL BANKING ONE. Who the heck writes "RECEIVED DIRECT OFFER TO GA" in the description without actually accepting it one?

FAKE AF ONLY SIM GRAD CAN WRITE THIS KIND OF THING.

Then now u look up his latest company salary its like 3 to 4k after how many years of experience LOL

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Got this post showing a small sample. Most in banks leh.

The JPM one is like the cream of the cream of the crop, so much scholarships etc.

But the average SIM grad? KFC grad program la

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HAHHAH after finding like so long only so short list???

It's like saying - Oh you see all these high school dropouts - Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc. very successful so high chance u will also see other high school dropouts being successful

Very long meh? Why you so triggered?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HAHHAH GUYS LOOK AT THE SCB GLOBAL BANKING ONE. Who the heck writes "RECEIVED DIRECT OFFER TO GA" in the description without actually accepting it one?

FAKE AF ONLY SIM GRAD CAN WRITE THIS KIND OF THING.

Then now u look up his latest company salary its like 3 to 4k after how many years of experience LOL

Are you in the HF circle? Swiss-Asia is an incubator. A handful of the hedge funds there are too performers in their category. The Jason guy is in FO, not BO operations. Don’t jealous la.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

???

s://linkedin.com/in/violypurnamasari
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/amoskkp
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/gabrielkohjr
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/yong-sam7
s://.linkedin.com/in/shi-ru-tan
s://.linkedin.com/in/tommykhoo

🥱 These are just the people from my connection whom I can recall btw.

Keep coping indeed. Humjiiiii Please don’t rope after this. Still got hope for you (I think).

Wa lun eh. Post so much for what. Say alr, cannot take it just tell me - I will tone down abuse

Let's get back on topic lah doggy

I tink my standard low enough - I am accepting your literal toilet paper SIM 'degree' after all. But cannot even copy paste properly (wtf is s://) how to be my PA?

Lai lai, try again slowly - you are smooth-brain SIM after all, so it's gonna take some time+effort 😂. NUS BBA believes in u and offers his jia you! Remember, local uni PA, x2 your current salary. Dun nervous ah 😂😂😂

Ahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HAHHAH after finding like so long only so short list???

It's like saying - Oh you see all these high school dropouts - Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc. very successful so high chance u will also see other high school dropouts being successful

Zuck and Gates went to Harvard.

Please don't compare them to this lower-than-room-temperature-IQ, brain-smoother-than-butter SIM doggy, who couldn't even make it to a local uni, let alone an elite institution like Harvard. Pui.

Also, doggy needs to learn to copy/paste properly before becoming my PA 😂😂😂

Originally Posted by Unregistered

But then why got so many SIM grads in banks such as DBS GA when this NUS BBA guy cannot even get in despite doing mandated internship + applied with fervour (dream job)?

Cus some ppl are just fking cui. That’s why he’s triggered and spam posting here.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Cus some ppl are just fking cui. That’s why he’s triggered and spam posting here.

Trying to give you chance lah - see doggy so pitiful, also a bit sad leh

Stop avoiding topic leh. Wtf is s://? I know you go to SIM - but even this is a bit dull for SIM standard.

Quick, wanna be my PA anot? x2 your current salary. Your toilet paper degree accepted alr. Just need to work on copy/paste lah doggy - NUS BBA believes in you! Bahahahaha

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Zuck and Gates went to Harvard.

Please don't compare them to this lower-than-room-temperature-IQ, brain-smoother-than-butter SIM doggy, who couldn't even make it to a local uni, let alone an elite institution like Harvard. Pui.

Also, doggy needs to learn to copy/paste properly before becoming my PA 😂😂😂

Legit imagine comparing Harvard graduates to literal SIM pond-scum.

Like Usain Bolt to an autistic, 8 year old wheelchair-bound kid 😂

There's a reason why this SIM doggy stopped talking about Oxbridge / HYPSM - kena fk by NUS BBA until asshole bleed for doing so Pui.