SIM-UOL fresh grad starting pay

This thread is just a coping mechanism for simtrash to feel better about themselves, lol.

Eh guys limpei from SIM UOL now I work at quant company 15k a month with 3-12 months bonus at top quant company. Don’t mess with me ok

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Eh guys limpei limp dick from SIM UOL now I work at quant company 15k a month with 3-12 months bonus at top quant company. Don’t mess with me ok

wtf u got limp dick tell us for fk? weirdo

Got beach resort, ski resort, and last resort (SIM).

Got beef stock, chicken stock, and laughing stock (SIM).

Got 90 degrees. 180 degrees. And useless degrees (SIM).

making more than 95% of local uni grads in my age grp. fkin funny whenever i see ppl faces when i tell them im from sim lol. and ofc, given that it’s cny, its customary for me to pay this forum a visit to remind myself how funny life is. rly gives me a kick seeing how there are still bbfas lurking forums to make themselves feel better. rmb, there are literal sim grads (yes, plural) in bb fo, pe mf, tier 1/2 consulting, tech sales, etc. there’s so much transparency nowadays - just google or go on linkedin and apply filter.

are we the outliers in sim? sure. but nth makes me happier knowing that i scored 55rp but still make it despite being on a 3 year relatively lax course hahaha (really sucks to be in local uni having to deal with foreign scholars and bell curve for 4 years). feel better boys, its 2024 - uni branding only matters that much. srsly cracks me up whenever local uni grads feel the need to spend the time and energy trolling on salary.sg of all places lmao. cue tears in 1 2 3. happy cny

Originally Posted by Unregistered

making more than 95% of local uni grads in my age grp. fkin funny whenever i see ppl faces when i tell them im from sim lol. and ofc, given that it’s cny, its customary for me to pay this forum a visit to remind myself how funny life is. rly gives me a kick seeing how there are still bbfas lurking forums to make themselves feel better. rmb, there are literal sim grads (yes, plural) in bb fo, pe mf, tier 1/2 consulting, tech sales, etc. there’s so much transparency nowadays - just google or go on linkedin and apply filter.

are we the outliers in sim? sure. but nth makes me happier knowing that i scored 55rp but still make it despite being on a 3 year relatively lax course hahaha (really sucks to be in local uni having to deal with foreign scholars and bell curve for 4 years). feel better boys, its 2024 - uni branding only matters that much. srsly cracks me up whenever local uni grads feel the need to spend the time and energy trolling on salary.sg of all places lmao. cue tears in 1 2 3. happy cny

yah man, my children i also want to send them to SIM. all the local uni people all suck cock to get their position. I am also 62.5RP stupid as **** but still earn big money. SIM is the Oxbridge of singapore

Originally Posted by Unregistered

yah man, my children i also want to send them to SIM. all the local uni people all suck cock to get their position. I am also 62.5RP stupid as **** but still earn big money. SIM is the Oxbridge of singapore

SIM obviously better than nus and ntu.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Got beach resort, ski resort, and last resort (SIM).

Got beef stock, chicken stock, and laughing stock (SIM).

Got 90 degrees. 180 degrees. And useless degrees (SIM).

Please don't bully them, they already got punished in life (brain so smooth no choice go SIM Uni). Have some heart.

I love SIM, back then met this cute girl with rich parents send her to SIM just to waste time, i became friends with her and soon we were a couple, every morning go SIM piak piak at level 3, attend lectures, 4pm go handicap toilet, the one at lvl 5 near the bridge, no one goes there ever, piak piak again

good times... too bad now working as grab food delivery earning 2k max while shes in australia

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I love SIM, back then met this cute girl with rich parents send her to SIM just to waste time, i became friends with her and soon we were a couple, every morning go SIM piak piak at level 3, attend lectures, 4pm go handicap toilet, the one at lvl 5 near the bridge, no one goes there ever, piak piak again

good times... too bad now working as grab food delivery earning 2k max while shes in australia

What is piak piak??? Do you mean to say pika pika like in pikachu??