SIM-UOL fresh grad starting pay

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Good doggy!

Say again plz!

#simdoggy

Much obliged.

You are a 85 rank pointer who went to NUS for 4 years but boast about applying to a 3k job.

Frustrated, you have no choice but to resort to infantile sex comments and now find yourself obsessed with a private uni thread on the internet.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Much obliged.

You are a 85 rank pointer who went to NUS for 4 years but boast about applying to a 3k job.

Frustrated, you have no choice but to resort to infantile sex comments and now find yourself obsessed with a private uni thread on the internet.

The butthurt dog replies LOL

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Much obliged.

You are a 85 rank pointer who went to NUS for 4 years but boast about applying to a 3k job.

Frustrated, you have no choice but to resort to infantile sex comments and now find yourself obsessed with a private uni thread on the internet.

Correct.

Daily reminder:
-scored 85 points in my A levels
-am going to graduate from the National University of Singapore Business School (the top Business School in Asia)
-incoming graduate associate at DBS Bank (one of the most reputable local banks in Singapore) in SME Banking
-if you met your girlfriend at SIM UOL (distance learning) campus, I probably fked her LOL

I mog you to suicide-inducing levels. It's quite miraculous you haven't offed yourself yet, getting dominated to such a brutal extent on this forum, day in day out. Am impressed with the tenacity of the SIMs. It's like you're completely immune to pain.

#simdegreesmatter

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Correct.

Daily reminder:
-scored 85 points in my A levels
-am going to graduate from the National University of Singapore Business School (the top Business School in Asia)
-incoming graduate associate at DBS Bank (one of the most reputable local banks in Singapore) in SME Banking
-if you met your girlfriend at SIM UOL (distance learning) campus, I probably fked her LOL

I mog you to suicide-inducing levels. It's quite miraculous you haven't offed yourself yet, getting dominated to such a brutal extent on this forum, day in day out. Am impressed with the tenacity of the SIMs. It's like you're completely immune to pain.

#simdegreesmatter

Truth hurts, eh? There’s no need to get upset.

Applying =/= Incoming;
SME < Commercial < Corporate;
DBS ain’t F500/paying more than 3.8

Sit down, keep coping.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Truth hurts, eh? There’s no need to get upset.

Applying =/= Incoming;
SME < Commercial < Corporate;
DBS ain’t F500/paying more than 3.8

Sit down, keep coping.

All but guaranteed. By virtue of my alma mater.

Even within local universities, there is a hierarchy, although not as established. NUS > SMU > NTU.

Needless to say private university trash is nowhere near those three. You (SIMian) place below Aussie grads and ten additional layers of ****. Lol.

With the exception of those graduating from Oxbridge/LSE/Ivy League, I am pretty much at the top of the food chain.

So yeah, I'm pretty much already in the GA.

Oh, I also did an internship with DBS. That opportunity was afforded to me through NUS as well. Can SIM UOL (distance learning edition) do that for its students?

#simdegreesmatter

Originally Posted by Unregistered

All but guaranteed. By virtue of my alma mater.

Even within local universities, there is a hierarchy, although not as established. NUS > SMU > NTU.

Needless to say private university trash is nowhere near those three. You (SIMian) place below Aussie grads and ten additional layers of ****. Lol.

With the exception of those graduating from Oxbridge/LSE/Ivy League, I am pretty much at the top of the food chain.

So yeah, I'm pretty much already in the GA.

Oh, I also did an internship with DBS. That opportunity was afforded to me through NUS as well. Can SIM UOL (distance learning edition) do that for its students?

#simdegreesmatter

Ah... but you have not landed the role just like how you weren’t converted right?

Keep coping.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Ah... but you have not landed the role just like how you weren’t converted right?

Keep coping.

Coping with what, exactly?

The fact that I bombed my A levels/Poly?

The fact that I failed to make it into a local U?

The fact that I'm vying for cashier positions in fast food chains instead of GA positions in local banks?

Oh wait...

#simdegreesmatter

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Coping with what, exactly?

The fact that I bombed my A levels/Poly?

The fact that I failed to make it into a local U?

The fact that I'm vying for cashier positions in fast food chains instead of GA positions in local banks?

Oh wait...

#simdegreesmatter

The fact that you didn’t bombed your As, made it to NUS, studied 4 years, failed to convert & all you have to brag about is applying to DBS GA (3.8k).

Again, even SIM grads in ACN are doing better than you (provided you even get to DBS). Keep coping.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

The fact that you didn’t bombed your As, made it to NUS, studied 4 years, failed to convert & all you have to brag about is applying to DBS GA (3.8k).

Again, even SIM grads in ACN are doing better than you (provided you even get to DBS). Keep coping.

You know, I would feel like utter sh*t if a Harvard graduate said that to me. I would be filled with rage and envy, knowing I had to settle as a GA in a local bank while he bagged an analyst position at MBB.

But when a SIM UOL (distance learning) grad says that to me, it just comes off as comedy. Like I can picture you furiously typing this up on your phone, pressing send, and hurriedly going back to preparing a sandwich for the next customer. Lol.

It's a bit like a paraplegic laughing at an Olympic track athlete for placing second. Hilarious stuff, keep going 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You know, I would feel like utter sh*t if a Harvard graduate said that to me. I would be filled with rage and envy, knowing I had to settle as a GA in a local bank while he bagged an analyst position at MBB.

But when a SIM UOL (distance learning) grad says that to me, it just comes off as comedy. Like I can picture you furiously typing this up on your phone, pressing send, and hurriedly going back to preparing a sandwich for the next customer. Lol.

It's a bit like a paraplegic laughing at an Olympic track athlete for placing second. Hilarious stuff, keep going 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Why are you triggered then LOL

Keep coping #localunitrash