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Old 03-03-2021, 11:13 AM
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Dont angry lah, you alr such a loser LOL

Quick, be a good doggie and type out another chunk of pointers. Never give you permission to stop.

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Dont angry lah, you alr such a loser LOL

Quick, be a good doggie and type out another chunk of pointers. Never give you permission to stop.
ppl pissed off cus even local uni cant find job these days

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Old 03-03-2021, 03:31 PM
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Timeline of SIM doggy's descent into madness

1. Threaten to call police on NUS BBA for insulting SIMs, only to be promptly laughed at
2. Try to one-up NUS BBA by correcting spelling errors (academic highlight of his life)
3. Attempt to gain respect by clarifying alma mater as UOL, not RMIT. Only to be promptly laughed at again.
4. Claimed 4k salary. Kena fked to hell and back by NUS BBA for failing to provide specifics, and thereafter dropped all mention of this.
5. Tries to talk down NUS as an institution, only to realize that doing so constitutes the greatest form of self-pwn. RIP to anonymous SIMs browsing the thread for encouragement - if NUS so cui, what does that make SIMs LOL!
5. Smooth brain finally realize cannot compete with NUS BBA on equal footing with a private degree, unsuccessfully tries to impersonate local uni student to even the playing field. Still smooth brain though, so used the same insults and mannerisms.
6. Can do nothing about the fact that NUS BBA and local uni students ravage his dear mother's juicy snatch on an hourly basis. So self-replies and creates an imaginary scenario to bid off NUS BBA mother.
7. If you can't beat them, join em! Now pretending SIM doggy is the owner, and not vice versa. Brudder, you are SIM doggy for a reason. Bacteria underneath my toenail. Literal, dhalit-tier, subhuman excrement. I have you on a leash, and until I am done abusing you (never), you will not leave the forum. I simply won't allow it. Now bark back, doggy
Really sad leh this SIM doggy

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Old 03-03-2021, 04:05 PM
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Really sad leh this SIM doggy
Must be really busy at McDonald's, just now I pass by super long queue sia. No wonder he hasn't replied for so long, got to pack the burgers faster or risk getting fked hard by Ronald McDonald.
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Must be really busy at McDonald's, just now I pass by super long queue sia. No wonder he hasn't replied for so long, got to pack the burgers faster or risk getting fked hard by Ronald McDonald.
dont lie la you r living under a bridge on white bread. got mid terms and no job on the horizon yet
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Old 04-03-2021, 09:40 AM
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Timeline of SIM doggy's descent into madness

1. Threaten to call police on NUS BBA for insulting SIMs, only to be promptly laughed at
2. Try to one-up NUS BBA by correcting spelling errors (academic highlight of his life)
3. Attempt to gain respect by clarifying alma mater as UOL, not RMIT. Only to be promptly laughed at again.
4. Claimed 4k salary. Kena fked to hell and back by NUS BBA for failing to provide specifics, and thereafter dropped all mention of this.
5. Tries to talk down NUS as an institution, only to realize that doing so constitutes the greatest form of self-pwn. RIP to anonymous SIMs browsing the thread for encouragement - if NUS so cui, what does that make SIMs LOL!
5. Smooth brain finally realize cannot compete with NUS BBA on equal footing with a private degree, unsuccessfully tries to impersonate local uni student to even the playing field. Still smooth brain though, so used the same insults and mannerisms.
6. Can do nothing about the fact that NUS BBA and local uni students ravage his dear mother's juicy snatch on an hourly basis. So self-replies and creates an imaginary scenario to bid off NUS BBA mother.
7. If you can't beat them, join em! Now pretending SIM doggy is the owner, and not vice versa. Brudder, you are SIM doggy for a reason. Bacteria underneath my toenail. Literal, dhalit-tier, subhuman excrement. I have you on a leash, and until I am done abusing you (never), you will not leave the forum. I simply won't allow it. Now bark back, doggy
Daily reminder, RIP to all aspiring SIM doggies.
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Old 04-03-2021, 09:50 AM
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Daily reminder, RIP to all aspiring SIM doggies.
Got such xiasuay alumni jialat sia, as if the school itself isn't bad enough already
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Old 04-03-2021, 10:01 AM
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Must be really busy at McDonald's, just now I pass by super long queue sia. No wonder he hasn't replied for so long, got to pack the burgers faster or risk getting fked hard by Ronald McDonald.
Eh fking cb

I got say you can take day off anot?

You may have landed a graduate associate position (cashier) at a Big 4 (fast food chain) with your UOL 'degree', but never forget that getting abused by NUS BBA is, and always will be, your main job in life.
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Old 04-03-2021, 11:38 AM
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Huh? Got BB Big Tech Local Banks (NUS BBA dream job) alumni also xiasuay?

I know alr!! Must go to NUS BBA & fail to get 3k+ job + come cry on sim-uol Internet forum! That way sibei satki siol!


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Huh? Got BB Big Tech Local Banks (NUS BBA dream job) alumni also xiasuay?

I know alr!! Must go to NUS BBA & fail to get 3k+ job + come cry on sim-uol Internet forum! That way sibei satki siol!
No head no tail, as expected of smooth brain SIM trash. Only know how to talk out their arse
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