SIM-UOL fresh grad starting pay

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Brother, this guy not even top 20% in SIM.

come let me just give u just 1 ref for some of the more popular GA/MA programmes (a handful of these grads are not even top 10% in SIM)


BOS MA: s://sg.linkedin.com/in/rivikpaul

OCBC GA (now VP): s://sg.linkedin.com/in/aaronchanzhihao

DBS GA: s://sg.linkedin.com/in/rrachelh

JPM GA (now VP level): s://sg.linkedin.com/in/raphael-ng-63502585

Offerered SCB Global Banking GA, rejected to join hedge fund: s://sg.linkedin.com/in/jason-tan-bing-jie

Accenture Consulting: s://sg.linkedin.com/in/garialdis

Lazy list liao. The rest, Big 4, Big Tech, FMCG etc. all canfind UOL grads.

You get the drift can liao. Humble up local uni kids, these are not the only UOL ppl in these companies btw. I just lazy copy paste and don't want to be a more hardcore stalker than I already am

BOS MA is for back office role (Rivik is in ops)
DBS GA is for MA rejects. (and only have Ops or SME Banking, nothing fancy)
OCBC doesn't have GA, only GTP and they accept like 100 every year. It's not an achievement LOL
JPM, not even IB or S&T? (Indra is in ops - corporate back office role, raphael is in project management which is back office)
Accenture can eat or not? Not MBB?

SIM kids strike consolation prize like they won first prize..

Simply put, you got see any minister from SIM? Any minister kid go SIM? Even local uni rejects go aussie/UK/US to study. SIM is not just for local uni rejects, but poor local uni rejects

Originally Posted by Unregistered

BOS MA is for back office role (Rivik is in ops)
DBS GA is for MA rejects. (and only have Ops or SME Banking, nothing fancy)
OCBC doesn't have GA, only GTP and they accept like 100 every year. It's not an achievement LOL
JPM, not even IB or S&T? (Indra is in ops - corporate back office role, raphael is in project management which is back office)
Accenture can eat or not? Not MBB?

SIM kids strike consolation prize like they won first prize..

Simply put, you got see any minister from SIM? Any minister kid go SIM? Even local uni rejects go aussie/UK/US to study. SIM is not just for local uni rejects, but poor local uni rejects

HAHAHA dont so salty leh

Want FO go search yourself la so easy (there’s already 2 out of the 5 examples given). Indra IS in JPM IB btw, are u blind or living in denial?

“GA is for MA rejects” / “OCBC GTP accept 100 every year” - this just goes to show how ill-informed you are & why you are still pathetically unemployed.

Talk so much, can you even land any of the aforementioned roles?

The bulk of you are either jobless or settling for 2.2k traineeships while these roles pay 4.5k on avg.

Thats the 75th percentile for local uni fresh grads.

Stop crying

Precisely the reason why trolls keep coming back is because a private uni grad here can't calm down. Hahahahahha

Then now, start to spend time digging gold from LinkedIn.

If this is not funny I don't know what is 😂

I don't get why the SIM student here thinks LSE Clementi graduates are immued from the economic downturn. Everyone, from ITE, diploma, to NUS and LSE Clementi students will have trouble finding decently paying jobs during this period. While local university students may choose to take up traineeships, it's better than fresh LSE Clementi graduates who cannot find jobs at all. Continuously barking about 2.2k traineeship just reinforce how unintelligent LSE Clementi students are. And that's the reason why they are rejected by all 6 local universities.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Precisely the reason why trolls keep coming back is because a private uni grad here can't calm down. Hahahahahha

Then now, start to spend time digging gold from LinkedIn.

If this is not funny I don't know what is 😂

actually... what’s funny is how you are spam posting the same stuff multiple times a day 😂😂

#RentFree

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I don't get why the SIM student here thinks LSE Clementi graduates are immued from the economic downturn. Everyone, from ITE, diploma, to NUS and LSE Clementi students will have trouble finding decently paying jobs during this period. While local university students may choose to take up traineeships, it's better than fresh LSE Clementi graduates who cannot find jobs at all. Continuously barking about 2.2k traineeship just reinforce how unintelligent LSE Clementi students are. And that's the reason why they are rejected by all 6 local universities.

Triggered local uni student spotted

Lemme do you one better: continuously stalking and lurking private uni forums just reinforces how big of a competition SIM-UOL is (& needless to say, the depressing truth of unemployment that most of you are currently facing)

Big competition?? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm from Computing Science, not banking and I only see SIM students at backend technician roles with other diploma grads!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Big competition?? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm from Computing Science, not banking and I only see SIM students at backend technician roles with other diploma grads!

Are you even in Big Tech?

Please, take ur tissue box and cry somewhere else.

Angry local uni grads replying at 5am, you love to see it 😂

[sinkingfeeling]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

State of local uni grads:

Resorting to impersonating SIM-UOL grads & spam posting

🤣🤣🤣

I wish I had your confidence in me