SIM-UOL fresh grad starting pay

Hi fellow friends, me is UOL graduate. (Maybe connected with SIM? IDK?)

I recently learn the word rope from my friend and now i keep saying rope rope rope. Am I smart enough for you? :P

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Hi fellow friends, me is UOL graduate. (Maybe connected with SIM? IDK?)

I recently learn the word rope from my friend and now i keep saying rope rope rope. Am I smart enough for you? :P

Yes I know how to spell R O P E. Am I good my NUS masters?

Good doggy! Do more ok! Remember - can jio another friend. My salary quite decent a can afford to pay 2.5k (above market) to you.

You of course smart la - where got ppl go nus bba come out 2.5k cry in sim forum de? Sibei smart!

You don’t know 2500 is 95th percentile NUS BBA? Everyone is hunting for the famous sim forum traineeship nowadays

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Good doggy! Do more ok! Remember - can jio another friend. My salary quite decent a can afford to pay 2.5k (above market) to you.

You of course smart la - where got ppl go nus bba come out 2.5k cry in sim forum de? Sibei smart!

Hi ebweyone, mi is from SIM!!!!

I see 2.5k i scared, because me teacher only teach me how to count until ten only. why got the . and the k? I SCARED

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Btw, why you so poor thing ah? Reply own post until so fast, so obvious. Told you already, abuse until siao cannot take it just leave.

Here are your options slave:

1) Kena abused online by SIM Masters
2) Share your embarrassing credentials and really get destroyed both irl and online
3) Quit - like you should have when you started your education years ago. Go NUS only to earn 2.5k and get mogged here really sibei pathetic.

If option 1 too much just let me know. I’ll keep it up - want to abuse you until you siao

Lai NUS BBA 2.5k Trash, what else can your inferior brain come up with?

Eh - I believe I am being v reasonable leh.

Your lower than toilet paper SIM 'degree' accepted alr.

Dun even need you to suck my schlong for the job (your dear mother doing it alr ahahaha)

All I require is for you to learn to CtrlC+V properly. Dunno how to copy/paste... how to be my PA?

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s://linkedin.com/in/violypurnamasari
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/amoskkp
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/gabrielkohjr
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/yong-sam7
s://.linkedin.com/in/shi-ru-tan
s://.linkedin.com/in/tommykhoo

🥱 These are just the people from my connection whom I can recall btw.

Keep coping indeed. Humjiiiii Please don’t rope after this. Still got hope for you (I think).

s:// for what sia? Come lah doggy - try again. NUS BBA see you so kelian, also wanna help u bahahahaha 😂 Link me dem linkedin profiles again - your dream job is riding on this!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Eh - I believe I am being v reasonable leh.

Your lower than toilet paper SIM 'degree' accepted alr.

Dun even need you to suck my schlong for the job (your dear mother doing it alr ahahaha)

All I require is for you to learn to CtrlC+V properly. Dunno how to copy/paste... how to be my PA?



s:// for what sia? Come lah doggy - try again. NUS BBA see you so kelian, also wanna help u bahahahaha 😂 Link me dem linkedin profiles again - your dream job is riding on this!

SIM here... Copy/paste properly and take the job, bro.

Not many SIMs get the privilege of working under a local grad. Usually only valedictorian of the cohort - but even that's a stretch

NUS BBA is being a Merciful Master by providing you such an opportunity. If I was you, I'd jump at it - instead I'm starting as a hawker cleaner after graduating with UOL FCH

guai la doggo. don’t rope ah humji kia

4 years local uni, 2.5k traineeship. pui.

forever a slave here - it’s ur destiny

Hi everyone, SIM UOL graduate here...

I just graduated and recently got 2 offers and am deciding between them now...

One is front office role at KFC with monthly salary of 1.8k, and the other is sales and trading role at a coffee shop stall, but for this salary is dependent on stall performance and may range from nothing to 1.5k max

Which should I choose?