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Old 01-12-2012, 10:08 AM
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Hello, I need to correct one bro. He said you join NEA as FARMER. but sorry you are not a farmer. You are Joining NEA as the Vegetable because the farmer is the government, the farmer will feed you good food and drink (fertiliser) and guarantee you good supply of money every month (water).

Go in dead-end job but confirm can slack in some ways one.. and relac one korner yo!

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Hello, I need to correct one bro. He said you join NEA as FARMER. but sorry you are not a farmer. You are Joining NEA as the Vegetable because the farmer is the government, the farmer will feed you good food and drink (fertiliser) and guarantee you good supply of money every month (water).

Go in dead-end job but confirm can slack in some ways one.. and relac one korner yo!
NEA very simple one.. go out catch litterbugs and implicate them then finally make them obligated to do community service HAHAHAHAHAH

recently got new assignment.. installing litterbug camera all over the void deck so now many projects need a lot of manpower...

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Old 03-12-2012, 04:32 PM
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NEA ops is good can hide one corner lim kopi everyday

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Old 03-12-2012, 04:50 PM
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you may read many job responsibilities for the NEA officer job:

One of the unsaid one is:

- be prepared to put on 10 kg of fat while you are here due to too much snacking at kopitiam.

- must be a seasoned veteran in drinking kopi.

- a keen eye for litterbug at kopi tiam while you lim kopi
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you may read many job responsibilities for the NEA officer job:

One of the unsaid one is:

- be prepared to put on 10 kg of fat while you are here due to too much snacking at kopitiam.

- must be a seasoned veteran in drinking kopi.

- a keen eye for litterbug at kopi tiam while you lim kopi
wahhah said until like tht, but our punggol water park keep wining awards right?
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:01 PM
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you may read many job responsibilities for the NEA officer job:

One of the unsaid one is:

- be prepared to put on 10 kg of fat while you are here due to too much snacking at kopitiam.

- must be a seasoned veteran in drinking kopi.

- a keen eye for litterbug at kopi tiam while you lim kopi
must also know which kopitiam blacklist to siam, newbies always kana caught when the office supervisor raid.
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Old 03-12-2012, 08:47 PM
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must also know which kopitiam blacklist to siam, newbies always kana caught when the office supervisor raid.
In terms of career progression, there are plenty of opportunities for growth and development.

In short, There will be 2 specialist tracks for shortlisted officers:

1. watch-water specialist (看水-传家)

This group of specialist will be deployed at strategic corners of various kopi tiam to help the duty team "watch water". They are not watching for litterbugs, they will be watching out for the district supervisor who will patrol regularly. In short, The main task of watch water specialist is to alert the team on how to tactical movement out of the kopitiam AWAY from the prying eyes of the district supervisor. The mission of this specialist is to allow the officers a peace of mind will LIM-ing kopi at the kopitiam.

2. run-road specialist (跑路-传家)

This specialist will be trained to stay alert in the car while waiting for the escaping specialist who had been slacking at the kopitiam. When all the escaping specialist have boarded the car he will speed off as far as possible from the district supervisor.
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Old 03-12-2012, 10:30 PM
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Although I assume this is suppose to be satire, I think the truth is not far.

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In terms of career progression, there are plenty of opportunities for growth and development.

In short, There will be 2 specialist tracks for shortlisted officers:

1. watch-water specialist (看水-传家)

This group of specialist will be deployed at strategic corners of various kopi tiam to help the duty team "watch water". They are not watching for litterbugs, they will be watching out for the district supervisor who will patrol regularly. In short, The main task of watch water specialist is to alert the team on how to tactical movement out of the kopitiam AWAY from the prying eyes of the district supervisor. The mission of this specialist is to allow the officers a peace of mind will LIM-ing kopi at the kopitiam.

2. run-road specialist (跑路-传家)

This specialist will be trained to stay alert in the car while waiting for the escaping specialist who had been slacking at the kopitiam. When all the escaping specialist have boarded the car he will speed off as far as possible from the district supervisor.
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Lol lol lol
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:35 AM
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wahahaha....
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