Again - as an outsider, take the offer. SIM grads rarely come across such opportunities.

NUS BBA really is a gracious Master.

6 is too ambitious. I think a company with more than 3 employees considered a good exit for him already.

Humjiiii :( Don’t rope okie, a lot of catching up for you to do still :)

Imagine self-replying to your own post and calling yourself a “Master” while you’re at it LOLLLLLL

Seriously, just how pathetic are you sia HAHAHA 🤣

See lah, you make our forum dog angry liao.

Don’t upset okie humjiiiii :(

I see more and more NUS BBA becoming insurance agents these days. Such elite.

Keep coping with your precious self reply smooth brain doggy :D

Nooo! Cannot be more than 1 local uni grad abusing me at the same time! Noooo!!! 🤣

Eh stop avoiding the question lah SIM doggy.

PA 2x your current salary. Who else is going to accept your lower than toilet paper SIM 'degree'? Take lah doggy, I throwing u one juicy bone here :D

eh, lim pei got give u permission to bark yet meh? mai step one wu ji leh xiao mei mei, funny sia u

4 years local uni, 2.5k traineeship. rly pui. knn xia suay

talk to people with smooth brain must dumb it down mah, nus bba 2.5k traineeship material after all :D

Eh fantastic offer alr liao, dun greedy lah doggy.

PA. 2x your current salary. You alr deliver food to my office everyday. What's the big deal? :D

what u expect? this guy here SME banking dream job bodoh. mai siao siao

Dude... just take it. Very rarely do SIMs earn above 1k salary. This is an offer of a lifetime for you.

Eh thanks for trying to talk some sense into this smooth brain bodoh of a doggy but I fear it may all be in vein lah :(

eh mei mei, dont need to sleep early go school mug meh? wtf u really fking no life sia camp here non stop wait for your master ah?

srsly 4 years local uni, 2.5k nus bba traineeship trash. pui. 😂

I really don't get it. He already delivers lunch + dinner to your office everyday, and doorstep every weekend. Why not make it a full time job? 2x salary also sia.

SIM smooth brain mah - sub room temperature IQ. Not his fault also tbh - his creaseless brain cannot help it.

Instead of taking my offer and immediately improving his life, he comes here to get abused and mogged by superior NUS BBA credentials. :(

OMG this guy really nut case LOLLLLLL

Cb 11.30pm to 12am talking to himself back and forth 😂🤣 Wah I cannot, I really cannot. Have to take a screenshot for memory’s sake HAHAHA

Mr SME Banking Dream Job — I know you are embarrassing but don’t need rope okie. Calm down, humjiiiii :(

Dude, I think better tone down a bit. You don’t want to be responsible for the consequences of his psychotic episodes.

Not worth it LOL

Eh stop avoiding question lah doggy. Stay up until 12am for me to abuse I appreciate. But:

PA. 2x current salary. No strings attached. Your lower than toilet paper SIM 'degree' accepted. take lah :D

Ya lor. later I angry choke ur mother with my schlong. She loves dat NUS ah boy (at home only got filthy SIM son, shame family name) but it might be the death of her :D

Siao you want SIM to kill himself ah?

First go LSE Clementi steal his gf. Then decimate his mother's vag until liddat. Stop lah you no humanity leh :(

Dw lah. Liddat my entertainment gone liao :(

Eh, lower-than-bacteria SIM scum. I got say you can go to sleep anot?

Never say you can go sleep you dun dare go sleep understand :D

Since I am merciful Master, last chance ah. Report back here in the morning for your daily round of abuse and mogging, doggy :D

Go NUS until like that nowadays... lol

That's an obedient doggy.

Cannot go to sleep until NUS Masters go to sleep, hmmay? :)

Fair point.

A tad bit much though, you probably set him off there.

Stop please. He's listened to you and is back already. Don't need to keep abusing.

Later kena suicide.

Alright - I'll tone it down.

Don't want my source of entertainment to disappear, after all :)

happened before many times alr

what to do? nus bba trash until 2.5k traineeship - don’t mention me la, a good 95% of sim grads are earning more than that lo. remaining 5% rich enough to be unemployed, maybe can adopt him as guard dog lmao

That's a smart idea. You want to prolong your entertainment.

Fk his girlfriend, his mother, now he kena grab order to your office everyday. Confirm mogged until siao alr.

Really, the amount of abuse and bullying this poor SIM has taken from you would be enough to claim 20 lives. It is a miracle he is still alive.

don’t fking loser until impersonate ppl leh. cannot take it just say la, rly sibei xia suay sia u

4 years local uni, 2.5k traineeship. pui.

cry :(

Noooo! There cannot be more than 1 local uni grad abusing me at the same time! Noooo!!! Ahahaha 😂

Keep coping with 'self reply' and 'impersonate' lah doggy. Amuses me :D

Ikr.

Does this SIM doggy know how many NUS, NTU and SMU alum there are on this island?

And all of them look down on him and perceive him as lower than bacteria? 😂

Are you a lunatic? Seek professional help please.

Not a single crease no wonder cannot process :(

#simsmoothbrains

This NUS chap must be really bothered to be sacrificing sleep on a Sunday

Not like I would be sleeping anyway, your mother keeping me awake all night with her mouth :)

Lol. Reply himself in 1 min but want ppl to believe got more than 1 retard like him. Sadly he is the only retard here. Imagination stonks.

Escaped from an asylum most likely.

nooo! Cannot be more than 1 local uni grad abusing me at the same time! Smooth brain refuse to accept! Nooo!!! 😂

keep coping with your self reply lah doggy :D

Daily reminder. PA. 2x your current salary. Lower than toilet paper SIM 'degree' accepted. Take leh :D