Local bank back office waiting for me lai lo

Body of a 20+ year old. Brain of a child. Grow up dude....

SIM girls hotter

But need to 300/1/1 to earn money, cos the toilet paper degree won't get you any decent jobs

This guy really sibei sad. Closed this post in the morning only to come back to witness more self replies and insults being hurled at him.

Really effort leh, constantly defending his honour in this forum. Must be kena fked damn bad by sim students b4.

Faster stop skiving and get back to manning your McDonald's POS before your supervisor catches you eating snake lah. Later you lose your job and your SIM degree kena rejected when you apply to be cashier at other flagship fast food chains like Burger King and LJS then you know.

Agreed.

Looking to piak SIM girl.

1 piak $5.

I believe this is what you would otherwise be paid per hour at a top tier graduate cashier position at McDonalds.

Contact me @[email protected] if interested

Damn zhun. Straight away reply hahaha.

Pathetic.

Lol just ignore this kid la. Gone crazy beyond hope already. Reply himself within 5 minutes. So obvious but want to say got more than 1 person. His life must be damn sad that this is his only form of entertainment. Rather he come here make a fool of himself then actually do something dangerous in real life.

Nooooo!!! There cannot be more than one local uni grad laughing at me! Noooo I refuse to accept!! 😂😂😂😂

Aiyoh smooth brain cannot comprehend ahahaha!!!

This local uni kid salty sia

Aiyoh, but I am not the one threatening to call police leh :(

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

I'm NUS grad, I earn 10k a month

I'm SIM.

Don't disrespect me.

If not I will throw away your grab order.

Weekends = Burnt
CNY = Burnt

Fking hurt leh you poor boi boi :(

Spending 1-2 minutes at a time abusing SIM doggies as entertainment = weekend burnt

Pity the logic skills of SIMs :(

Today I tried doing Grabfood to see how it is like being an SIM grad.

I felt pathetic and wanted to kill myself. As expected being an SIM trash is the lowest form of life on Earth. Next time must make sure my kids study hard so they don't end up there.

Only SIM first class honors can land such an elusive role, grab driver siol!

Second upper and below must settle for hawker toilet cleaner, bangala worker and maid/butler. Don't want become street beggar, or go geylang open leg also can.

Really tio pwned until burn weekends LOL

SIM grad just stole my little bros McDonalds gig, I am fuming.

You must tell your bro to study at SIM to be eligible for employment at McDonald's again

lol.. so shameless, reply to your own post.

Eh give my bro back his McDonald job lah cb.

Yah lor, so shameless SIM grad want to fight for job with O lvl holder.

Then who do they fight with?

Even ITE cert and poly diploma wins vs. SIM degree :(

oi sim doggy did i give you permission to stop posting?

crawl back you disrespectful swine. I am not done abusing you.

Sorry boss last night McDonald's swamped with orders, had to do OT. They didn't pay me; my manager said that the $7/hr regular rate is already above market for SIM grads, but I got to jiak happy meal for free. Even gotch free toy, jin songzzz

What a poor local uni kid lolz

Toy can sell on carousell for $1. Free dinner can save further $3.

Wah sei. This level of EQ will eventually out earn local grads liao 😂

#bigbrainsims

On my command, doggy comes barking back.

Good doggy. I will buy your tissue paper next time I see you in hawker.

this kid is really 1 sim slut HAHAHA

always in sim thread fighting with others or self-replying

I did first year in NTU, transferred to SMU and did SUSEP at NUS. Can confirm this NUS guy is the real dog.

Now wanna impersonate local grad for what sia

Everyone knows you are filthy SIM trash :(

Sounds like you don't even know what is SUSEP (grades too low)?

Lmao. You make it sound as if NUS is the rarest thing since humans landed on the moon. Your continuous validation seeking makes me think you are probably on the bottom end of the spectrum (autism included). Perhaps you are the first in your circle of dull minds to have attained this achievement of "breaking into" a local U. Congrats!

Oh, if you are still in NS and think this a big deal. Once you actually step into NUS it'll knock into your head pretty quick that you are nothing special.

Poor SIM doggy. Knows he has zero leverage when trying to insult me as pathetic DL filth, so no choice impersonate local student instead. Continue fuming and wallowing in your own inferiority, filth :D

Btw, why you like to make fun of autistic people so much? Ok lah, ok lah, I autistic. But surely you're aware >50% of the SIM cohort are Pathlight alumni? Way to keep up the self-pwn doggy, truly rip to any SIMs browsing this thread 😂

Also, my grab order was placed 30 minutes ago and still hasn't arrived. Can do your job properly or not? Otherwise I won't tip you ah, I tell you first :D

try harder again next time

hello I got give you permission to stop? continue to seek for validation oi nus dog

ps: posted in the morning & again returned to more insults being hurled at this poor lad HAHAHA

Timeline of SIM doggy's descent into madness

1. Threaten to call police on NUS BBA for insulting SIMs, only to be promptly laughed at
2. Try to one-up NUS BBA by correcting spelling errors (academic highlight of his life)
3. Attempt to gain respect by clarifying alma mater as UOL, not RMIT. Only to be promptly laughed at again.
4. Claimed 4k salary. Kena fked to hell and back by NUS BBA for failing to provide specifics, and thereafter dropped all mention of this.
5. Tries to talk down NUS as an institution, only to realize that doing so constitutes the greatest form of self-pwn. RIP to anonymous SIMs browsing the thread for encouragement - if NUS so cui, what does that make SIMs LOL!
5. Smooth brain finally realize cannot compete with NUS BBA on equal footing with a private degree, unsuccessfully tries to impersonate local uni student to even the playing field. Still smooth brain though, so used the same insults and mannerisms.
6. Can do nothing about the fact that NUS BBA and local uni students ravage his dear mother's juicy snatch on an hourly basis. So self-replies and creates an imaginary scenario to bid off NUS BBA mother.
7. If you can't beat them, join em! Now pretending SIM doggy is the owner, and not vice versa. Brudder, you are SIM doggy for a reason. Bacteria underneath my toenail. Literal, dhalit-tier, subhuman excrement. I have you on a leash, and until I am done abusing you (never), you will not leave the forum. I simply won't allow it. Now bark back, doggy :D

Sot sot liao. Who is this guy referring to?

wah, really tio pwned by SIM students until siao.

don't angry pls HAHA