Law, Medicine, Computer Science, Investment Banking

Who wants to do audit

Pardon me for saying this, but hasn’t audit salary been always low to begin with lol …

paying 3.6k now vs 3k 10 years ago is like insane to the partners. why pay that when they think grunt work is only deserving of 1k pay (3.4k myr)

Change to role that tok lot of shyt, like technical or audit quality role. Tok more work less and earn much more.

The bonus letter i saw was in november

Those irresponsible managers who hire ceca for headcount but refuse to use them in their projects should go and eat lunch with them every week.

law getting outsourced to php
med outsourced to indian imports
com sci outsourced to indian off shore
ib is just glorified sales so unless u hot u have no chance

Lol u know nth.
Keep telling urself tt.
Audit is getting outsourced right in your own country

Lmao

A lot of firms has been doing this lah. Ntg new

Another rubbish post by someone who has no idea what he’s talking about.

10 years ago is 2013. It was around 2.7k then.

3k was around 2017.

Dinosaur spotted

???????

Audit manager do hiring? What parallel universe you live in?

At most the senior managers are involved in interviews, but they don’t decide on the selection of candidates, nor are they in charge of securing headcount’s.

Don’t say fake la, it’s a man-made job because the government determined there is a need for it.

If never audit, you can say you have one billion dollars, how to have investor confidence?

A1 in 2013 also become SM in 2023 unless cmi

EY bonus this year seems to be 1.7 months for average performers.

Salary for each rank seems unchanged from last year

(Context: A1-S3)

thanks for sharing. yea big 4 salary generally dont rise, covid was a rare exception.

so ey is doing better than kpmg despite all the everest nonsense it seems, bonus was only 1 month. perhaps bosses spent too much money on the new office

thanks for sharing. yea good to know, big 4 salary generally dont rise, covid really was a rare exception.

so ey is doing better than kpmg despite all the everest nonsense it seems, our bonus was only 1 month. perhaps bosses spent too much money on the new office

Is being an asshole arrogant prick one of the criteria to become a sm? How come all the sm I meet treat people as if they owe them a living?

so based on previous posts:

K: 3600 (with bonus)
P: 3600 (no bonus)
E: 3600
D: 3500

A2
K: 3800
P: 4000
E: 3900
D: 4000

S1
K: 4800
P: 5000
E: 4800-5000 (depending performance)
D: 4800

S2
K: 5300
P: 5300
E: 5500
D: 5500

AM
K: 5900
P: 6100
E: 6300
D: 6200

M
K: 7200
P: 7000
E: 7000
D: 7100

Bonus
K: 1 month
P: 1.5 month
E: 1.7 month
D: 2 month

Bad luck for u.

I was a SM, I don’t micro/ i tank infront partner and client for staffs.

you suay lah. last time my managers all quite nice one. usually those mean and guailan SMs get promoted to partner

Yellow not try My A2 getting 3850 only

So there is no increment across the firms?

Surf
 

has anyone who applied under the graduate programme, valuations, received an offer from kpmg?

ur A2 is retarded

Siao ah, already say the last one is due to covid only, increments only happen once per decade.

this is so true man. Happy for my nice managers and SMs left!!! Finally they left this syhthole after so many years. They deserved much better working conditions. Miss working with them :/

Over the years i also noted that usually mean and gl SMs are unmarried dinobus so aggressive lorh pls.

Then what’s the use of this thread

u nvr see created when

whats the use of ur mom?

Are you like 8 years old? Still play parents?

Grow up la, primary school retort popular in 1990s still not paiseh to use in 2023.



LOL

Seeing one look at how these auditors banter over here can already guess they are oily, bui bui bespectacled nerds who masturbates to accounting standards and nothing else lol. No wonder all girls shun auditor guys and rather date ppl like me in satki ib.

why does this thread have so many students wishing they were in ib with their dumb asses who couldnt even survive an audit internship

you know who you all are, the past few years of interns have all been clowns talking about how they're gonna be ib ib ib ib while screwing up the simplest tasks

not really all oily guys but i feel they don't give out the assertive/decision-maker vibes as compared to finbros. Just an observation.

why would an alpha join audit? At the very least if they cmi to IB/consulting they will rather be FA/ppty agent.

yeah big 4 audit dudes in general look ok or good (putting aside the eyebags), they definitely filtered for presentability during interview since client service. too busy to go drink and club regularly for sure compared to finbros that do it a few times a week (cos they do it during their OT "working hours" too lol). rarely see single dudes here too, mostly taken

funny right? in the audit world, there are more female alphas around than male alphas

are you for real? Big 4 audit people are among the worst looking and least polished of all the service providers i've seen. Bespectacled, nerdy, awkward and usually slightly plump. This is true for both guys and girls.

I've been in audit committee meetings where the partner threw the SM to do the presentation. The SM couldn't speak proper english for nuts and was all over the place. Supremely embarrassing.

sucks to be you but my department only hire ex-uni pageantees so no ugly ppl allowed here