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Unregistered 24-03-2021 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161328)
How you help ah? 🤣

damn funny I cannot LOL
Eh dun give up leh, how to pass Cambridge module without referencing sia? :(

CtrlC+V. Dun forget to highlight :D

NUS BBA believes in SIM doggy. Show me dem linkedin profiles again. Jia you! I support! Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂

Unregistered 24-03-2021 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161329)
Eh dun give up leh, how to pass Cambridge module without referencing sia? :(

CtrlC+V. Dun forget to highlight :D

NUS BBA believes in SIM doggy. Show me dem linkedin profiles again. Jia you! I support! Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂
I didn’t clap hard enough for you ah? My bad, come I clap again.

PSA: OMG THIS NUS BBA KNOWS HOW TO CTRL C + V?! 😱 GIVE HIM MORE THAN 2.5K FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

There you go, did you a huge favour right there. Joke leh you HAHAHA. How you tell me? NUS BBA 2.5k how to help? 🤣

Unregistered 24-03-2021 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161330)
Fellas, please understand that you’re dealing with a person that went to NUS whom have resorted to stalking a private uni thread; probably gonna kickstart his work life with a 2.5k traineeship as well. In sum, he is someone who shuns the real world and predominantly reside indoors due to feelings of inferiority complex.

As such, “irl” to him is equivalent to that of an open brawl challenge. In fact, anything that reminds him of his sad reality is, as you might have guessed it, hostile and aggressive.
Apologies for scaring you off again Humjiiii :(

Don’t rope okie ☹️

Unregistered 24-03-2021 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161330)
I didn’t clap hard enough for you ah? My bad, come I clap again.

PSA: OMG THIS NUS BBA KNOWS HOW TO CTRL C + V?! 😱 GIVE HIM MORE THAN 2.5K FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

There you go, did you a huge favour right there. Joke leh you HAHAHA. How you tell me? NUS BBA 2.5k how to help? 🤣
Eh focus leh even the 8 yr old wheelchair autism child must practice to win Wimbledon 🤣🤣🤣

Ahahaha come on lah doggy try linking dem profiles again, NUS BBA believes in u and says jia you! :D Ahahahaha

Otherwise how Cambridge tutor gonna mark ur essay sia? :( Bahahahahaha :D

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161381)
Eh stop avoiding topic leh doggy

Later Cambridge tutor ask you for references how? (Notwithstanding the fact even NUS rejected you)

You cannot 'take this irl' to ur professor, ok? :D

Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
I do what I like. You know why? Because I am your master. You’re really fulfilling your destiny though, that I give you.

Tomorrow report back. Understand dbs reject x2? This is an order and you will follow.

#rlylocalunitrash
#85rpcleaner

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161386)
I do what I like. You know why? Because I am your master. You’re really fulfilling your destiny though, that I give you.

Tomorrow report back. Understand dbs reject x2? This is an order and you will follow.

#rlylocalunitrash
#85rpcleaner
And there we go - as if on command, doggy comes barking back. Remember - not allowed to leave, doggy :D

Now, how's that referencing going? Link me dem linkedin profiles again :D CtrlV+C, slowly - and don't forget to highlight. NUS BBA believes in u and offers his jia you! :D

Dun angry until 'take this irl' this time, ok? Bahahahahaha 😂😂

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161390)
Missed?

You've been reporting to this forum everyday for the past 6 months, like a good doggy, for me to abuse and mog out of existence :D

Ok lah, angry angry dun wan practice referencing do later. But must, otherwise Cambridge will not take u hor (notwithstanding even NUS dun want you) :D

Dun angry until 'take this irl' lah, bahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Eh bro, I think you abused him until siao alr - too traumatic, SIM smooth brain choose to forget :(

Poor doggy can only take so much abuse from local uni masters LOL :D

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161405)
Eh bro, I think you abused him until siao alr - too traumatic, SIM smooth brain choose to forget :(

Poor doggy can only take so much abuse from local uni masters LOL :D
Eh, but no choice leh - disgusting, lower-than-bacteria SIM pond scum, too pathetic to even make it into a local uni, suddenly talking about going to Oxbridge/LSE. Like huh?

So I legit f*ck him until siao sia - notice how doggy doesn't bring up Oxbridge anymore. Lel, sometimes you just gotta be harsh on dem smooth brains or they won't learn their lesson. In the end, it's for their own good :)

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:45 AM
Eh, but no choice leh - disgusting, lower-than-bacteria SIM pond scum, too pathetic to even make it into a local uni, suddenly talking about going to Oxbridge/LSE. Like huh?

So I legit f*ck him until siao sia - notice how doggy doesn't bring up Oxbridge anymore. Lel, sometimes you just gotta be harsh on dem smooth brains or they won't learn their lesson. In the end, it's for their own good 😊

Unregistered 25-03-2021 12:57 AM
Lol triggered until go crazy again. What an amazing sight to behold. Simply amusing.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 160538)
???

linkedin.com/in/violypurnamasari
sg.linkedin.com/in/amoskkp
sg.linkedin.com/in/gabrielkohjr
sg.linkedin.com/in/yong-sam7
linkedin.com/in/shi-ru-tan
linkedin.com/in/tommykhoo

🥱 These are just the people from my connections whom I can recall btw.

Keep coping indeed. Humjiiiii :( Please don’t rope after this. Still got hope for you (I think).
Yes Humjiiii? :( kena fked by this until siao you say? 😂

Again, these are just people whom I know. Not only admitted btw, FULL scholarships. Something that is so far beyond your reach that I doubt your 2.5k mind can comprehend.

Let me know if you wish to see HYPSM next (if you even know what that means). Please, don’t rope okie.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 160538)
???

s://linkedin.com/in/violypurnamasari
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/amoskkp
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/gabrielkohjr
s://sg.linkedin.com/in/yong-sam7
s://.linkedin.com/in/shi-ru-tan
s://.linkedin.com/in/tommykhoo

🥱 These are just the people from my connection whom I can recall btw.

Keep coping indeed. Humjiiiii :( Please don’t rope after this. Still got hope for you (I think).
Bahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Eh, quote the same dead links again for what sia, brudder? :D

Again - dunno how to link/reference ah? Aiyoh! Liddat go Cambridge how to pass (notwithstanding even NUS dun want you) :(

Nvm, practice makes perfect. Try again - NUS BBA offers his jia you! Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂

#simdoggy@oxbridge

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161427)
Yes Humjiiii? :( kena fked by this until siao you say? 😂

Again, these are just people whom I know. Not only admitted btw, FULL scholarships. Something that is so far beyond your reach that I doubt your 2.5k mind can comprehend.

Let me know if you wish to see HYPSM next (if you even know what that means). Please, don’t rope okie.
Bahahahaha HYPSM Yes an ambitious SIM doggy is a good SIM doggy (kena rejected by NUS, but that's neither here nor there)! :D

It turns out that autistic 8 year old kid in a wheelchair wants to win BOTH Wimbledon and the World Cup! 😂

All the more important that you know how to reference properly :(

Lai, dun just quote the same old post. Try sharing dem linkedin links again, this time CtrlC+V properly. NUS BBA offers his support & jia you! 😂

Bahahahaha :D

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161437)
???

linkedin.com/in/violypurnamasari
sg.linkedin.com/in/amoskkp
sg.linkedin.com/in/gabrielkohjr
sg.linkedin.com/in/yong-sam7
linkedin.com/in/shi-ru-tan
linkedin.com/in/tommykhoo

🥱 These are just the people from my connections whom I can recall btw.

Keep coping indeed. Humjiiiii Please don’t rope after this. Still got hope for you (I think).
there’s nth wrong with the links? lol this nus kid brain really a bit smooth

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:34 AM
Hi, could some alumni share what kind of salary that we can expect for a SUSS graduate in the following courses:

Accountancy:
Finance:
Business Analytics:
Marketing:

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161454)
Hi, could some alumni share what kind of salary that we can expect for a SUSS graduate in the following courses:

Accountancy:
Finance:
Business Analytics:
Marketing:
Wrong thread

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161442)
there’s nth wrong with the links? lol this nus kid brain really a bit smooth
Some context: he’s a salty 2.5k trainee

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161459)
Wrong thread
Same same la SUSS SIM

Unregistered 25-03-2021 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161473)
Same same la SUSS SIM
Agree. Still better than NUS BBA trash.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161454)
Hi, could some alumni share what kind of salary that we can expect for a SUSS graduate in the following courses:

Accountancy:
Finance:
Business Analytics:
Marketing:
Start your own ****ing thread you stupid ****ing cunt

we are trying to bash sim losers here

Unregistered 25-03-2021 11:52 AM
In before thread go viral and SIM investigate cyber bullying

Unregistered 25-03-2021 05:29 PM
I'm a final year SIM-UOL graduate in finance, graduating this year, and currently job searching actively.

What is the ideal salary I should be looking out for? 4 to 5k?

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161578)
I'm a final year SIM-UOL graduate in finance, graduating this year, and currently job searching actively.

What is the ideal salary I should be looking out for? 4 to 5k?
classification? got intern/work exp?

know a guy who's graduating this year & have already secured a job offer with a BB

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161588)
classification? got intern/work exp?

know a guy who's graduating this year & have already secured a job offer with a BB
I did a short bank contract role with one of the local banks, currently second lower.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161593)
I did a short bank contract role with one of the local banks, currently second lower.
tough luck. probably looking at 3k+ max.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161596)
tough luck. probably looking at 3k+ max.
If it's around 3k+ what kind of roles and at which firm am I looking at?

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161607)
If it's around 3k+ what kind of roles and at which firm am I looking at?
what you previously did at your bank. if u want to find something that you have no relevant exp in, probably with 2:2 you can expect 2.8k to 3k.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161442)
there’s nth wrong with the links? lol this nus kid brain really a bit smooth
Guess some people are just dumb. But 2.5k traineeship, can’t expect much tbh.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161442)
there’s nth wrong with the links? lol this nus kid brain really a bit smooth
Quote old post filled with dead links for what sia?

I alr know you failed the first time around - try again kid, practice makes perfect! 😂

Otherwise go Harvard professor how to mark your work (kena rejected by NUS, but that's neither here nor there)? Standards there are *slightly* higher than what you're used to ;)

Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161623)
Quote old post filled with dead links for what sia?

I alr know you failed the first time around - try again kid, practice makes perfect! 😂

Otherwise go Harvard professor how to mark your work (kena rejected by NUS, but that's neither here nor there)? Standards there are *slightly* higher than what you're used to ;)

Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂
See what I mean? Dumb people.

Unregistered 25-03-2021 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161625)
See what I mean? Dumb people.
Eh dun avoid topic leh try again lai lai NUS BBA offers his support + jia you!

#SIMdoggy@HYPSM/Oxbridge siol!

Bahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161628)
Eh dun avoid topic leh try again lai lai NUS BBA offers his support + jia you!

#SIMdoggy@HYPSM/Oxbridge siol!

Bahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
NUS BBA 2.5k offer support. Don’t make me laugh pls.

I earn enough straight out of uni to be able to support both you and another trash friend. Get better. :(

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161629)
NUS BBA 2.5k offer support. Don’t make me laugh pls.

I earn enough straight out of uni to be able to support both you and another trash friend. Get better. :(
Eh but you need it leh, considering you've failed in CtrlC+V twice now

How you expect to graduate from Harvard and Oxford without referencing sia (kena rejected by NUS, but that's neither here nor there)? :( Dis one not SIM anymore you know, standards are *slightly* higher :D

Bahahahahaha SIM Doggy @ HYPSM siollll! Bahahaa 😂😂😂

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161630)
Eh but you need it leh, considering you've failed in CtrlC+V twice now

How you expect to graduate from Harvard and Oxford without referencing sia (kena rejected by NUS, but that's neither here nor there)? :( Dis one not SIM anymore you know, standards are *slightly* higher :D

Bahahahahaha SIM Doggy @ HYPSM siollll! Bahahaa 😂😂😂
You might be smirking to yourself whenever you post the same sh*t, but honestly... it’s just really sad and laughable when you wear “Ctrl C+V” as a badge of honour LOL

Asia’s Best Business School. Yeah right 😂 No wonder so many of us are doing better than you. Get better, NUS BBA trash :(

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161631)
You might be smirking to yourself whenever you post the same sh*t, but honestly... it’s just really sad and laughable when you wear “Ctrl C+V” as a badge of honour LOL

Asia’s Best Business School. Yeah right 😂 No wonder so many of us are doing better than you. Get better, NUS BBA trash :(
Eh, your life trajectory really remind me of a deluded 8 year old autistic wheelchair bound kid leh. Get rekt by entire pre-school hospital wing in tennis, nevermind lah! Still can win Wimbledon one day - and now World Cup too :D 😂😂😂

Bahahahaha bomb out of poly/A levels, NUS dun want me? It's ok, let's just go Oxbridge and HYPSM boys! Bahahahahahaha power lah, upz bro! :D

Unregistered 25-03-2021 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161640)
have a tinge of pity for him lah. lousy that’s why got time kpkb on internet forums mah. noticed how he doesn’t that he’s a worthless keyboard warrior?
Oi stop avoiding topic leh, time to work on your referencing skills. Liddat how to enter harvard sia (even NUS dun want you, but that's neither here nor there)? :(

Go on, try post dem linkedin profiles again. Ctrl slowly, remember to highlight! NUS BBA believes in SIM Doggy and offers his support & jia you! Bahahahaha :D 😂

Unregistered 26-03-2021 10:20 AM
Eh, dis one for your own good lah doggy, rlly leh. Picture dis:

You're at Harvard.

Harvard professor: SIM doggy, all the references on your essay lead to dead links. Would you mind fixing that up for me?

You: Humjiii try harder next time :(

Bahahahahaha fk lah sial I kennot leh 😂😂😂😂

Eh brudder dun do dat at Harvard uh ok hahahahahaahahah 😂😂😂😂

Unregistered 26-03-2021 11:24 AM
Hi my fellow SIM UOL seniors,

I got a very serious question to ask.

How come my grabfood delivery recently come so late? Is it because of the weather or traffic?

Thanks

Unregistered 26-03-2021 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161779)
Hi my fellow SIM UOL seniors,

I got a very serious question to ask.

How come my grabfood delivery recently come so late? Is it because of the weather or traffic?

Thanks
Sorry Local Uni Master,

Since NUS/NTU/SMU rejected me, I've been busy applying for Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, and MIT.

😂😂😂😂

Unregistered 26-03-2021 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 161786)
Sorry Local Uni Master,

Since NUS/NTU/SMU rejected me, I've been busy applying for Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, and MIT.

😂😂😂😂
Why never try SUTD?


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