Cringey? Quite ironic thing to say.

For someone who almost called the police over what I wrote.

Or maybe you did call, and promptly got laughed away.

Lol.

#simdegreesmatter

I know you are mentally challenged, but you do know that it’s blatantly obvious to everyone that you self-post & replied in that brief 8 minutes right?

Get help LOL

Mentally challenged individual can make it into local uni

What does that make SIMs?

lol

#selfburn
#simdegreesmatter

???

There are so many DBS GAs frm SIM-UOL but this loser is bragging about applying there?

Got 85 rp for As & study in NUS somemore. What a joke.

I tink still better than SIM UOL ---> Subway Sandwich Artist leh

#simdegreesmatter

keep coping. #localunitrash

My method of coping is fcking SIM GE girls

Tat ok wit u?

#simdegreesmatter

keep coping, virgin from a voyeurism-plagued university.

#localunitrash

Lol. I take dat as not ok.

But too late, piak alr. Several 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Keep coping.

Is this all the SIM doggy can muster as I doggy his girl from behind? :( Lol

#simdegreesmatter

Keep coping :(

Say dat again 4 me, SIM doggy :)

#simdegreesmatter

Don’t get mad. Keep coping LOL.

#localunitrash

eh go watch netflix and chillax.

Hi SIMs

Just enrolled in University of Melbourne with a 3.2 poly gpa.

Thank god I wasn't born a dirty peasant - otherwise I'd be going to SIM with you lot

Instead, I'll go to Aussieland, enjoy myself, and graduate with a superior qualification (can easily get 2:1 while partying 24/7 because no bell curve)

All fully funded by my father's trust account, of course. Didn't have to chip in a single cent

Man it really sucks to be both stupid and poor. Am only stupid - so can't relate LOL 😂

#simtrash

Keep coping.

Keep saying that sim doggy!!!

#simdoggies
#simdegreesmatter

Keep coping, feel better :(

Good doggy!

Say again plz!

#simdoggy

Much obliged.

You are a 85 rank pointer who went to NUS for 4 years but boast about applying to a 3k job.

Frustrated, you have no choice but to resort to infantile sex comments and now find yourself obsessed with a private uni thread on the internet.

The butthurt dog replies LOL

Correct.

Daily reminder:
-scored 85 points in my A levels
-am going to graduate from the National University of Singapore Business School (the top Business School in Asia)
-incoming graduate associate at DBS Bank (one of the most reputable local banks in Singapore) in SME Banking
-if you met your girlfriend at SIM UOL (distance learning) campus, I probably fked her LOL

I mog you to suicide-inducing levels. It's quite miraculous you haven't offed yourself yet, getting dominated to such a brutal extent on this forum, day in day out. Am impressed with the tenacity of the SIMs. It's like you're completely immune to pain.

#simdegreesmatter

Truth hurts, eh? There’s no need to get upset.

Applying =/= Incoming;
SME < Commercial < Corporate;
DBS ain’t F500/paying more than 3.8

Sit down, keep coping.

All but guaranteed. By virtue of my alma mater.

Even within local universities, there is a hierarchy, although not as established. NUS > SMU > NTU.

Needless to say private university trash is nowhere near those three. You (SIMian) place below Aussie grads and ten additional layers of ****. Lol.

With the exception of those graduating from Oxbridge/LSE/Ivy League, I am pretty much at the top of the food chain.

So yeah, I'm pretty much already in the GA.

Oh, I also did an internship with DBS. That opportunity was afforded to me through NUS as well. Can SIM UOL (distance learning edition) do that for its students? :)

#simdegreesmatter

Ah... but you have not landed the role just like how you weren’t converted right?

Keep coping.

Coping with what, exactly?

The fact that I bombed my A levels/Poly?

The fact that I failed to make it into a local U?

The fact that I'm vying for cashier positions in fast food chains instead of GA positions in local banks?

Oh wait... :(

#simdegreesmatter

The fact that you didn’t bombed your As, made it to NUS, studied 4 years, failed to convert & all you have to brag about is applying to DBS GA (3.8k).

Again, even SIM grads in ACN are doing better than you (provided you even get to DBS). Keep coping.

You know, I would feel like utter sh*t if a Harvard graduate said that to me. I would be filled with rage and envy, knowing I had to settle as a GA in a local bank while he bagged an analyst position at MBB.

But when a SIM UOL (distance learning) grad says that to me, it just comes off as comedy. Like I can picture you furiously typing this up on your phone, pressing send, and hurriedly going back to preparing a sandwich for the next customer. Lol.

It's a bit like a paraplegic laughing at an Olympic track athlete for placing second. Hilarious stuff, keep going 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Why are you triggered then LOL

Keep coping #localunitrash

I'm not, I'm entertained.

#simdegreesmatter

Keep coping boo 😘

Again, doggy!

#simdoggy
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“im not angry!!”, -> proceeds to type essay-like replies frantically LOL

so by ur definition all the toms dicks and harrys from uol in acn are placed first? 🤣

#localunitrash

keep coping indeed

This local uni boy really dam whiny. Fact that he is posting so much in this forum is just evidence that he’s insecure.

It's the same person posing as SIM boy then NUS boy to stir up drama. His form of self entertainment...

Lol.

150 words or so considered essay alr.

Truly SIM standard 🤣

#simdegreesmatter

Ah... so 150 words + say another 200 words & 2-3 other similar length posts = apt for internet forum.. Why so upset? :(

Keep coping. #localunitrash

I apologize

No, it isn't appropriate at all

Should have realized I was posting in a SIM UOL forum

You lot aren't used to reading texts beyond 200 words

😂😂😂

#simdegreesmatter

We get it. You’re triggered (and rightly so).

Keep coping.