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batman 20-02-2021 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 156655)
And to respond to your statement, the quality of the SIM cohort (entry requirements = having a pulse) necessitate that its curriculum cannot be held to the standard of a proper university.

If so, all SIMs, including our resident SIM doggy here, would drop out and the university would have a zero percent graduation rate. Therefore, they must severely dumb down their degree so even the smoothest brained Pathlight peasant can pass.

In other words, it is a smart marketing tactic.

#simdegreesmatter

Don't these SIM scum feel any tinge of shame when they try to apply for jobs with their lower than toilet paper degrees? Imagine going for an interview and competing with local grads with that trash.


Second upper already so jialat; those who graduated with second lower and worse might as well burn their degrees already.

Unregistered 20-02-2021 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by batman (Post 156658)
Don't these SIM scum feel any tinge of shame when they try to apply for jobs with their lower than toilet paper degrees? Imagine going for an interview and competing with local grads with that trash.


Second upper already so jialat; those who graduated with second lower and worse might as well burn their degrees already.

Most have no shame and will apply regardless, because SIMs as a group just aren't aware of how cui they really are.

Case in point: SIM joker in this thread who unironically equates UOL to LSE. Brudder, you cannot even make it into local uni - now wanna compare yourself with overseas elite uni? 😂 Putting LSE/UCL on your resume as a SIM is an excellent way to out yourself as a both a liar and idiot.

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 79924)
You are the one who is 'unpolished', if there is even this word. Yes, the cert states UOL but my point is that UOL = LSE. You see the LSE website "High academic standards - the same stringent academic standards apply to all University of London degrees, whether students are taught internally at LSE or study individually at a distance."(lse.ac.uk/study/UOLIP/international_degree.aspx)

We are tested to the same academic standards as LSE, and are as good or even better than LSE. And LSE also admits in this website that University of London degrees include those taught at LSE. Means LSE = UOL.

So stop bashing people who put LSE, it is the same as UOL. And stop be jealous that you are from a non-UOL/non-LSE background.

Another SIM joker saying

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 39386)
This I agree. Those who go to Australia is most of the time cannot make it to local uni as well but parents very rich can send them there. In my opinion, if you are from an overseas uni that is not oxbridge/MIT/Caltech/Harvard that standard means you are just a rich kid. NUS already so high up there in rankings, if you go overseas it usually just means you couldnt get into the course that you want in NUS or even worse couldnt even get into NUS in the first place. Be it those who go to adelaide or queensland or sydney, NSW, Monash whatever all the same. Same as those second tier UK uni like Durham/Bristol/Sheffield/Manchester. If they didnt have money they would also be in SIM or in local uni but in a less competitive course that they dont want.

Another joker who believes SIM = Australian/tier 2 UK uni. The latter are real universities which grant real degrees and graduate real alumni. The entry requirements, while lower in some cases, are still there. SIM is a distance-learning degree mill which grants fake degrees (engineering/law degrees from SIM aren't accredited) for people who are clearly not cut out for tertiary education in the first place. There are no entry requirements. Even Pathlight kids can study at UOL 😂

So when all is said and done, no SIM can ever compete with a local grad. The disparity in brand name and perception is simply too large to overcome. Third class local degree will still be seen as superior to valedictorian of SIM university.

#simdegreesmatter

Ye kung 20-02-2021 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 156666)
Most have no shame and will apply regardless, because SIMs as a group just aren't aware of how cui they really are.

Case in point: SIM joker in this thread who unironically equates UOL to LSE. Brudder, you cannot even make it into local uni - now wanna compare yourself with overseas elite uni? 😂 Putting LSE/UCL on your resume as a SIM is an excellent way to out yourself as a both a liar and idiot.



Another SIM joker saying



Another joker who believes SIM = Australian/tier 2 UK uni. The latter are real universities which grant real degrees and graduate real alumni. The entry requirements, while lower in some cases, are still there. SIM is a distance-learning degree mill which grants fake degrees (engineering/law degrees from SIM aren't accredited) for people who are clearly not cut out for tertiary education in the first place. There are no entry requirements. Even Pathlight kids can study at UOL 😂

So when all is said and done, no SIM can ever compete with a local grad. The disparity in brand name and perception is simply too large to overcome. Third class local degree will still be seen as superior to valedictorian of SIM university.

#simdegreesmatter

These SIM jokers always have a huge chip on their shoulder, trying their hardest to justify their pathetic degrees. Perhaps they should have just studied harder in the first place.

Unregistered 20-02-2021 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ye kung (Post 156670)
These SIM jokers always have a huge chip on their shoulder, trying their hardest to justify their pathetic degrees. Perhaps they should have just studied harder in the first place.

They most definitely do. The level of coping is unbelievable.

A look at the most common responses by SIMs in this thread...

-EQ>IQ
-SIMs get promoted faster because local grads only know how to study, don't know how to play office politics
-my friend graduated from SIM earning 10k first job in IB firm
-once you get your first job nobody cares where you get your degree from
-look at this SIM in a manger role (1 out of 1000 theory)

etc

Very sad, but at the same time hilarious to read.

Unregistered 20-02-2021 09:03 PM

Wah, this NUS BBA trash really sibei obsessed 😂

Dig out old posts just to self-reply, Saturday well spent.

Unregistered 20-02-2021 09:53 PM

Damn, I must learn from so many shifus here. How to be so free and still earn six digit a month with millions in liquid assets.

Unregistered 20-02-2021 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 156680)
Wah, this NUS BBA trash really sibei obsessed 😂

Dig out old posts just to self-reply, Saturday well spent.

Again, nobody here s butt hurt enough to self-reply except for SIM Doggy.

You are in denial about how many NUS/NTU grads are laughing at you and fking your mom. We can work on that.

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 21-02-2021 09:24 AM

Haha quite typical to see the sim kid still thinking there's only 1 person bashing SIM grads

Unregistered 21-02-2021 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 156692)
Haha quite typical to see the sim kid still thinking there's only 1 person bashing SIM grads

Smooth brain can only process things in 1 dimension LOL 😂

Why else do you think he is relegated to SIM ah?

Ye kung 21-02-2021 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 156693)
Smooth brain can only process things in 1 dimension LOL 😂

Why else do you think he is relegated to SIM ah?

No surprise, Sim jokes have terrible linguistic and comprehension abilities


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