The mythical 4k cashier job LOL

Again, notice the lack of specifics... its ok lah, if it makes you feel better, I believe you ;)

Thank you for pointing out that NUS BBA 25th percentile > 3.8k. Now compare that with SIM UOL 2.7k.

That is the difference in branding power of our respective alma maters :) Brutally mogged.

#simdegreesmatter

Why be specific when there are so many SIM grads making 4K+ lol

Just because 4K+ jobs are mythical to you, doesn’t mean they are to us. Continue to live in self-denial, keep coping :)

How does it feel? Even SIM-UOL grads fit more into the median than you do in in your own programme.

Cry :(

I am sure I am not the only person who is surprised a 4k cashier job exists 😂

Ok lah, I believe you ;)

What is your real 4k job? Thai Ladyboy? Liddat dun even need SIM UOL cert bro 😂

#simdegreesmatter

There is no need to be upset.

Again, if you want to get into specifics over the Internet, share your LinkedIn here and I might connect with you (provided I can find space for more trash like you that is).

Otherwise, enjoying drooling over SIM grads in local banks’ graduate programmes/ACN. That is your level anyway. 3.8k pssshhh.

Again - thank you for the kind offer, but I'd rather not pollute my network with SIMs.

My profile is visible to my NUS, NTU and SMU colleagues, and I don't want them to think lesser of me for associating with SIMs :)

#simdegreesmatter

They already think less of you. Shameless enough to apply back to the same company despite not getting converted. 3.8k somemore lmao

Just go Big 4, eh. Keep coping.

#localunitrash

Exactly, don't wanna tarnish my reputation further by associating with SIM warriors.

I hope you understand.

#simdegreesmatter

Of course I do. Imagine how embarrassed you’d be when they find out SIM grads are faring better than you. Gosh, your aspiration is already a reality for some of them.

3 years education + cheaper fees btw. Keep coping.

2.7k median salary though :/

The statistics say otherwise.

In your favorite words....

Keep coping :)

#simdegreesmatter

Meh. Am drawing 4K+ starting :/

Guess I can afford the time to laugh at you 🤷🏻*♂️ Keep coping.

Of course.

No specifics.

No linkedin (despite asking me to post mine)

In your favorite words...

Keep coping ;)

#simdegreesmatter

I am not the one going around shouting for specifics though.

Anyway, feel free to connect with the SIM grads in DBS GA on LinkedIn. They might potentially be your seniors (provided DBS don’t reject you again).

Keep coping.

Given the median salary of 2.7k, it's only natural to ask for specifics when a SIM goes around proclaiming a starting salary of 4k+.

Otherwise, how do you expect anyone to believe you? :(

4k starting salary for SIMian, my thoughts immediately turn to ladyboy. Lol. But liddat a bit of a waste of your distance learning education, no? ;)

#simdegreesmatter

Not really. Plenty of sim grads in your dream job (DBS - lol) and many earning more than you in ACN.

No real need for me to reveal specifics. I mean I can also point you to sim grads one level up (eg Big Tech - AWS, BBs- JPM/CS/UBS, F500 FLDP) but.. it seems a bit to cruel given your limitations.

Ah, of course - no need to reveal 😂

Eh not gonna lie though, liddat your consistent claims of 4k salary become a bit empty...

But don't worry lah, I still believe you, if that makes you feel better ;)

Wow! 4k salary - upz bro! Cannot make it into local uni, but somehow out earn local grads! power lah SIM warrior 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Wait what? Did my 4k+ offer just disappeared when you said my claims are empty? Oh no...

Keep coping lol

Eh, I say I believe you alr, you still not happy ah 😂

Siao ah, dis SIM warrior gang rlly hard to please leh 😂

Sorry lah, Mr 4k salary (no need to reveal specifics) LOL

#simdegreesmatter

Given you quite a bit of specifics alr though. What more do you want Mr “I am Applying to DBS GA (SME)”?

Most SIM grads are already living out your aspirations, much less those in said Big Tech, BBs, F500 programmes.

Keep coping. :(

Sorry, am autistic - like >50% of SIM (but that's neither here nor there). Mind repeating those specifics? LOL

#simdegreesmatter

What a retard.

#localunitrash

Ok, Mr 4k salary (no need to reveal specifics) ;)

#simdegreesmatter

Backend software engineer at large tech company

7.5k base a month
2 month bonus avg (said by recruiter)
1000 rsu vested over 4 years

Working hours 9.30 to 7

Total compensation: ~180k (depends on stock price)

So low. Other thread getting 10k to 15k
Large tech company no name?
What programming language.

Bro, including rsu is 15k per month. Its decent la. Got friends going valley earn 2-3x more than me but they have higher COL and taxes. Not gonna name the company for anonymity. Not sure abt language, havent start yet. Based on research most likely is golang and java.

So they hired you and you don't even know what skills you're supposed to fake?
15k I expect you to know more than 10 programming language at expert level.

Meaning you need to code out the requirement in 1 day.
Otherwise company is wasting money to overpay you to slowly learn.

3.5k slowly learn fine.
15k you better churn out code at 5 times the level.

Which large tech company so dumb to gamble on a fresh grad whose specific skills isn't even tested.
The worst thing you can do if you hire someone who fake coding skills.

Who can't code. Dealt with so many of such fresh grad imposter syndrome.

Yeah.. try doing multiple swe internships, having an elite gpa and the ability solving LC hards. U cant? Have fun earning 5k in sweatshop SMEs lul. Those kids are hella smart.

If you can't save cyberpunk 2077 with your 15k per month. You're also lousy.
Go go..

People offer you 100k per month you also can't deliver cyberpunk 2077 and fix its disastrous launch.

Fresh grad typical mindset. Get wrecked when you cant solve real world problem.

LOL sme don't even offer 5k boy.
It's around 3.8k to 4k.

Youre just a fresh grad. You think you're God ah. 15k. Our senior vice president who bring in big contracts like billions... He's around 20k etc. You 15k?

Based on simi lan jiao skill

U mad bro? Not my fault companies wanna throw money at me.

Which uni did you go to?

One of nus/ntu/smu

One of nus/ntu/smu

Thanks for going to a real university and not diluting the employment pool with trash.

Wish you the best of luck with your endeavors.

Daily reminder to look after your gf at LSE Clementi, otherwise kena fk by NUS student lol

#simdegreesmatter

My gf from NUS BBA

You from where?

From planet earth...
You?

NUS BBA.

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