Dear diary,

Today I successfully pwn my bunch of lowly life audiktors. I told them that the reporting deadline is end of next week but actually, it’s 2 weeks from now. This way, they will have no choice but come back office and burn their weekends with me. Since I’m single, I will not be feeling lonely and will not have to be jealous of couples roaming the shopping centers over the weekends. And once they have started to submit their wp for my review, I will start to shoot out tons of meaningless review notes to stress them unnecessarily. This way, they will know that I am the BOSS that decides whether they will get promoted or not. And they have no choice but to llst.

Regards,
Aspiring partner