Swe club big tucking deal.
I have my own office. I just check email. Read some tech updates. Liaise with customer. Discuss potential project. I have nicer title than you

Assistant director.
You are just a software slave. Maybe you are just a bit better than IT support.
My mind is so carefree. Relax.

Good career. Can learn. Can interact with customer. Bonus also good.
While you slave away day in day out, weekend... Reading code. Over and over again. Chasing never endinf dead line.

I leave at 530pm and drive home to play with my kids in my bungalow.
While you stay in office, pizza and coffee for dinner again. Slaving away to invent the next big tech.

Enjoy your fantasy while i live in my real life.