Hi SIMs

Just enrolled in University of Melbourne with a 3.2 poly gpa.

Thank god I wasn't born a dirty peasant - otherwise I'd be going to SIM with you lot

Instead, I'll go to Aussieland, enjoy myself, and graduate with a superior qualification (can easily get 2:1 while partying 24/7 because no bell curve)

All fully funded by my father's trust account, of course. Didn't have to chip in a single cent

Man it really sucks to be both stupid and poor. Am only stupid - so can't relate LOL 😂

#simtrash