Hi SIMs
Just enrolled in University of Melbourne with a 3.2 poly gpa.
Thank god I wasn't born a dirty peasant - otherwise I'd be going to SIM with you lot
Instead, I'll go to Aussieland, enjoy myself, and graduate with a superior qualification (can easily get 2:1 while partying 24/7 because no bell curve)
All fully funded by my father's trust account, of course. Didn't have to chip in a single cent
Man it really sucks to be both stupid and poor. Am only stupid - so can't relate LOL 😂
#simtrash