SIM UOL 'graduates', why even bother putting First Class Honours on your linkedin?

It's the equivalent of a 170cm guy proclaiming himself king of the manlets

Or a homeless dude laughing at another homeless dude on the street below

Like congrats, you are the best of the worst. At the top of the trash heap. Not exactly something to be proud of if you ask me.

At the end of the day, you SIM UOL are all losers.