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Unregistered 20-01-2021 03:23 PM

Hi SIMians, Aussie grad here

I did just as bad or worse than you SIMians in poly, yet unlike you peasants my family has enough money to fund my education in Aussieland.

When I come back to SG with my second upper UniMelb/Usyd degree (no bell curve, party everyday can easily get 2:1) I will still be more competitive than you trash despite putting in equal/less effort.

I call this phenomenon 'lottery of birth'. Only those who are both stupid and poor are relegated to SIM. Those who are only stupid but born into privilege can still afford the opportunity to go to a real uni and attain a real degree

I guess all I am saying is, dun lump us Aussie grads in with you SIM trash. Money opens doors, and being stupid is forgivable if you are rich

#SIMian
#SIMpson

Unregistered 20-01-2021 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154522)
Hi SIMians, Aussie grad here

I did just as bad or worse than you SIMians in poly, yet unlike you peasants my family has enough money to fund my education in Aussieland.

When I come back to SG with my second upper UniMelb/Usyd degree (no bell curve, party everyday can easily get 2:1) I will still be more competitive than you trash despite putting in equal/less effort.

I call this phenomenon 'lottery of birth'. Only those who are both stupid and poor are relegated to SIM. Those who are only stupid but born into privilege can still afford the opportunity to go to a real uni and attain a real degree

I guess all I am saying is, dun lump us Aussie grads in with you SIM trash. Money opens doors, and being stupid is forgivable if you are rich

#SIMian
#SIMpson

Australia degree no prestigious. Everyone know those who go Australia can't even get accepted to local uni.

megalomaniac 20-01-2021 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154522)
Hi SIMians, Aussie grad here

I did just as bad or worse than you SIMians in poly, yet unlike you peasants my family has enough money to fund my education in Aussieland.

When I come back to SG with my second upper UniMelb/Usyd degree (no bell curve, party everyday can easily get 2:1) I will still be more competitive than you trash despite putting in equal/less effort.

I call this phenomenon 'lottery of birth'. Only those who are both stupid and poor are relegated to SIM. Those who are only stupid but born into privilege can still afford the opportunity to go to a real uni and attain a real degree

I guess all I am saying is, dun lump us Aussie grads in with you SIM trash. Money opens doors, and being stupid is forgivable if you are rich

#SIMian
#SIMpson

Nice job trolling. Probably just looking to stir up some anger.

My parents can easily send me to Oz too, but I got into NUS with a double degree FCH. It's a nice occasional flex but I'm not a better person just for having it. I believe everyone deserves a fighting chance in life. Doesn't matter where you graduated from or how rich your family is. Have some humility and empathy, and recognise your privileges.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154262)
translation: donít laugh at me cus I boast abt applying to dbs GA pls, i am from NUS! no SIM grads can earn more than me!!! i refuse to believe that there are sim grads in local banks, BBs, consultancies, big tech and F500s!!! linkedin is a lie!!! i fck your gf hor!!!

cry :(

#dbsreject #localunitrash

Obsessed. Cry :(

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by megalomaniac (Post 154534)
Nice job trolling. Probably just looking to stir up some anger.

My parents can easily send me to Oz too, but I got into NUS with a double degree FCH. It's a nice occasional flex but I'm not a better person just for having it. I believe everyone deserves a fighting chance in life. Doesn't matter where you graduated from or how rich your family is. Have some humility and empathy, and recognise your privileges.

No one gives a **** about your NUS double degree lah *******

NUS so many alumni on this island, got special or prestige meh? My brother fkup in poly still get into school of engineering lmao.

Seriously wanna flex for what lmao. A bit embarrassing eh.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154542)
Obsessed. Cry :(

Obsessed with your gf :(

I show her NUS student card she wet alr. Den I tell her incoming GA at DBS Bank (SME Banking) she immediately get down and suck me off lol. Too ez

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154544)
Obsessed with your gf :(

I show her NUS student card she wet alr. Den I tell her incoming GA at DBS Bank (SME Banking) she immediately get down and suck me off lol. Too ez

#simdegreesmatter

Ok ok.. Donít angry plsssss, donít disturb her ok?

Lame la. Keep coping rofl.

#prayforautistwang

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154545)
Ok ok.. Donít angry plsssss, donít disturb her ok?

Lame la. Keep coping rofl.

#prayforautistwang

Kennot leh. I say DBS GA in SME Banking she wont let go of my d*ck lol.

Literally my c*ck is glued to the top of her mouth.

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154546)
Kennot leh. I say DBS GA in SME Banking she wont let go of my d*ck lol.

Literally my c*ck is glued to the top of her mouth.

#simdegreesmatter

You referring to your mum is it? 😂

DBS GA (even if you land it) roles are frowned upon on dinner tables. Only hyped up by Aunties during CNY because they carry their debit cards.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154547)
You referring to your mum is it? 😂

DBS GA (even if you land it) roles are frowned upon on dinner tables. Only hyped up by Aunties during CNY because they carry their debit cards.

Come to think of it...

She was constantly talking about how much of a failure her son was for going to SIM, and how embarrassed she was about his constant boastings of 4k+ starting salary. When she asked him about the job, he simply said there was no need to reveal specifics 🤔

Damn, small world, huh 😂

Who would have known SIM Warrior mother kena fk by NUS BBA lol 😂

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154548)
Come to think of it...

She was constantly talking about how much of a failure her son was for going to SIM, and how embarrassed she was about his constant boastings of 4k+ starting salary. When she asked him about the job, he simply said there was no need to reveal specifics 🤔

Damn, small world, huh 😂

Who would have known SIM Warrior mother kena fk by NUS BBA lol 😂

#simdegreesmatter

LOL at your level reveal specifics for what? Your level is local bank/ACN bracket (provided you even land the 3.8k job). Plenty and I mean PLENTY of SIM grads have done that before 🤣

Get your c*ck out of your momís mouth and start accepting the fact that youíre infatuated with us bro. Itís a good thing, you can learn from our success stories. How we managed to land >4K entry-level positions (BBs, Big Tech, F500) despite paying cheaper fees, flunking our diploma/As and having a less recognised cert.

Might be my hairy man legs, idk 🤷

Unregistered 20-01-2021 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154552)
LOL at your level reveal specifics for what? Your level is local bank/ACN bracket (provided you even land the 3.8k job). Plenty and I mean PLENTY of SIM grads have done that before 🤣

Get your c*ck out of your momís mouth and start accepting the fact that youíre infatuated with us bro. Itís a good thing, you can learn from our success stories. How we managed to land >4K entry-level positions (BBs, Big Tech, F500) despite paying cheaper fees, flunking our diploma/As and having a less recognised cert.

Might be my hairy man legs, idk 🤷

Siao. She also say her son very obsessed with SIMians leh, everyday proclaiming SIMs beating local grads for positions in banks/ACN etc etc

Most likely inferiority complex lah. Last time never study hard, now relegated to lower tier in society liao. According to her, you should blame yourself, you know.

But i defend u brudder. I say some people brain just smoother. Nothing you can do about that lor. Not everyone can be banker/lawyer mah. Need some hawker cleaner/cashier also what. Dats what SIMs are for :D

#simdegreesmatter

megalomaniac 20-01-2021 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154543)
No one gives a **** about your NUS double degree lah *******

NUS so many alumni on this island, got special or prestige meh? My brother fkup in poly still get into school of engineering lmao.

Seriously wanna flex for what lmao. A bit embarrassing eh.

Chill mate, it was just in reply to the fella who was showing off his Oz degree. If you read my post properly I didn't make it a big deal.

Not sure why it offends you. Sounds like insecurity.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:03 PM

You are suffering from many mental illnesses but never forget that youíre the epitome of inferiority complex LOL

Can find so many SIM grads on LinkedIn with 4K+ entry-level jobs (and since you like DBS so much, DBS GA roles too). Donít get mad that you went to NUS, scored 85 RP and paid higher school fees but youíre still inferior to some of us.

Living in denial and posting childish crap wouldnít help with your situation ;)

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154559)
You are suffering from many mental illnesses but never forget that youíre the epitome of inferiority complex LOL

Can find so many SIM grads on LinkedIn with 4K+ entry-level jobs (and since you like DBS so much, DBS GA roles too). Donít get mad that you went to NUS, scored 85 RP and paid higher school fees but youíre still inferior to some of us.

Living in denial and posting childish crap wouldnít help with your situation ;)

Ah yes - just like that!

She keep asking me. Why me son so obsessed with linkedin? Everyday scroll linkedin, like full time job sia.

I say inferiority complex mah. Must justify decision (or lack of, LOL!) to enroll in SIM University (distance learning edition). It is normal human coping mechanism :D

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:08 PM

think he just received rejection from DBS for a second time. took him a few days to digest but now it finally sunk it that there will DEFINITELY be SIM grads earning far more than him.

#jobless #prayforautistwang #85rpcleaner

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by megalomaniac (Post 154558)
Chill mate, it was just in reply to the fella who was showing off his Oz degree. If you read my post properly I didn't make it a big deal.

Not sure why it offends you. Sounds like insecurity.

To be fair, NUS DDP is like Patek Phillipe compared to SIM UOL.

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154547)
You referring to your mum is it? 😂

DBS GA (even if you land it) roles are frowned upon on dinner tables. Only hyped up by Aunties during CNY because they carry their debit cards.

this is damn funny HAHAHA

megalomaniac 20-01-2021 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154559)
You are suffering from many mental illnesses but never forget that youíre the epitome of inferiority complex LOL

Can find so many SIM grads on LinkedIn with 4K+ entry-level jobs (and since you like DBS so much, DBS GA roles too). Donít get mad that you went to NUS, scored 85 RP and paid higher school fees but youíre still inferior to some of us.

Living in denial and posting childish crap wouldnít help with your situation ;)

It's about having perspective in life. If you always think you're better than a certain group of people, then you're going to feel terrible when some of them invariably do better than you.

It's sort of like how some people do fantastically well in PSLE, then lose out to others in O levels who didn't do as well in PSLE. Success at any point in life isn't guaranteed. On the flipside, even if you messed up some of your exams, you still have a good chance to carve a living for yourself. That's the magic of meritocracy.

There's a very big luck component when it comes to career success, so if you don't make boatloads of cash, it doesn't necessarily mean that you're lazy or incompetent. Likewise, if you become successful, don't think you are inherently better than others just because you got to where you are.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154565)
To be fair, NUS DDP is like Patek Phillipe compared to SIM UOL.

#simdegreesmatter

NUS DDP to to SIM UOL, Mercedes is to Camry.

Unregistered 20-01-2021 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by megalomaniac (Post 154571)
It's actually quite a common mentality. But yeah, it's an unhealthy obsession and people who think this way will never be satisfied with life.

I satisfy my life by fking SIM girls.

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154579)
I satisfy my life by fking SIM girls.

#simdegreesmatter

Who are you trying to fool? We all know youíre a virgin. Just be careful alright, hope we donít see you on the newspaper together with your fellow NUS compatriots.

Btw, stop forcing your mum to suck your tiny little c*ock. Tks.

#Voyeurism #Plagiarism #DBSReject #LocalUniTrash

Unregistered 20-01-2021 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154584)
Who are you trying to fool? We all know youíre a virgin. Just be careful alright, hope we donít see you on the newspaper together with your fellow NUS compatriots.

Btw, stop forcing your mum to suck your tiny little c*ock. Tks.

#Voyeurism #Plagiarism #DBSReject #LocalUniTrash

Came hard inside several SIM girls alr bro, NUS student card is all you need.

Also came hard inside your mother. It seems even she has a NUS fetish lol.

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154586)
The fact that you didnít bombed your As, made it to NUS, studied 4 years, failed to convert & all you have to brag about is applying to DBS GA (3.8k).

Again, even SIM grads in ACN are doing better than you (provided you can even beg your way back to DBS to find yourself shoulder-to-shoulder to SIM-UOL grads in the GA programme). Keep coping.

#dbsreject #localunitrash

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 151359)
just report the posts to police la

good deal leh, go jail at least got free food and accom, better than being unemployed visit SIM-UOL forum 24/7 to seek validation. can bunk with his buddies on the news too sia!

#midnightgrind #nolastpostnosleep

Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154594)
Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

At this rate you should just call & apply to become police sergeant.

#dbsreject #localunitrash

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154596)
At this rate you should just call & apply to become police sergeant.

#dbsreject #localunitrash

But den people bully SIM you call police? What happen?

LOL SIMian level IQ on display

#4ksalarynospecifics
#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154599)
But den people bully SIM you call police? What happen?

LOL SIMian level IQ on display

#4ksalarynospecifics
#simdegreesmatter

Oops, my bad. Let me distill it down for you so that even a six-year old can understand.

Since you failed to convert your pre-assigned internship, failed to secure a 3k + job, love to concoct posts about the police, suffer from autism and inferiority complex, a 2k+ starting job wearing the navy blue uniform is probably your best option.

#localunitrash #dbsreject

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154603)
Oops, my bad. Let me distill it down for you so that even a six-year old can understand.

Since you failed to convert your pre-assigned internship, failed to secure a 3k + job, love to concoct posts about the police, suffer from autism and inferiority complex, a 2k+ starting job wearing the navy blue uniform is probably your best option.

#localunitrash #dbsreject

But I did fk your mom

And possibly your girlfriend too

Friendly reminder to look after the both of them when you head down to LSE Clementi for your 'lessons' 😂

#4ksalarynospecifics
#satkisimwarrior

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:46 PM

Ok can.

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154605)
Who are you trying to fool? We all know youíre a virgin. Just be careful alright, hope we donít see you on the newspaper together with your fellow NUS compatriots.

Btw, stop forcing your mum to suck your tiny little c*ock. Tks.

#Voyeurism #Plagiarism #DBSReject #LocalUniTrash

^

Unregistered 20-01-2021 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154606)
Ok can.



^

After we fked, your mom went to sleep with my d*ck in her mouth.

She loves NUS boys lol :D

#simdegreesmatter
#4ksalarynospecifics

Unregistered 20-01-2021 11:21 PM

Fu first class second upper sim nus all end up in audit! Song bo! I having existential cridis now!

Unregistered 21-01-2021 05:54 AM

This NUS boy is so god damn childish and pathetic lol

Unregistered 21-01-2021 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154633)
This NUS boy is so god damn childish and pathetic lol

So pathetic still can go NUS.

What does that make SIMians?

#40ksalarynospecifics
#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 21-01-2021 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154647)
The fact that you didnít bombed your As, made it to NUS, studied 4 years, failed to convert & all you have to brag about is applying to DBS GA (3.8k).

Again, even SIM grads in ACN are doing better than you (provided you can even beg your way back to DBS to find yourself shoulder-to-shoulder to SIM-UOL grads in the GA programme). Keep coping.

Why so upset?

#nustrash #dbsreject

Unregistered 21-01-2021 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154673)
Why so upset?

#nustrash #dbsreject

Your mother refused to let me try an*l 😠

#simdegreesmatter
#satkisimwarrior
#4ksalarynospecifics

Unregistered 21-01-2021 02:56 PM

lol... scrolled back 10 over pages still couldn't find out exactly what is this "4k bragging" about....

Anyway, SIM UOL alumni here... graduated more than 7 years ago.... started my first job in the banking industry at 2.5... but was very grateful that i had a job back then... even though many of my peers had gotten jobs with >3k starting pay, though, with questionable prospects... anyway.... progressed through the ranks over the years and i am at a very comfortable pay grade at this juncture... not exactly the highest amongst my peers but more than enough for my own living standards...

it is an undeniable fact that local grads are generally perceived as "better quality" than puni/distant learning grads... but hey! not the end of the world... building a career is like a marathon...depends on how you pace and carry yourself... all the best to your SIMians and local U grads... tough times...

Unregistered 21-01-2021 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154696)
LOL at your level reveal specifics for what? Your level is local bank/ACN bracket (provided you even land the 3.8k job). Plenty and I mean PLENTY of SIM grads have done that before 🤣

Get your c*ck out of your momís mouth and start accepting the fact that youíre infatuated with us bro. Itís a good thing, you can learn from our success stories. How we managed to land >4K entry-level positions (BBs, Big Tech, F500) despite paying cheaper fees, flunking our diploma/As and having a less recognised cert.

Might be my hairy man legs, idk 🤷

Wait. Why are you crying bro?

Unregistered 21-01-2021 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154698)
Wait. Why are you crying bro?

I'd cry too if I were in his situation, tbh

#simdegreesmatter

Unregistered 21-01-2021 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Unregistered (Post 154738)
I'd cry too if I were in his situation, tbh

#simdegreesmatter

Thatís me retard. LOL.

#85rpcleaner #dbstrash


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