Hi SIMians, Aussie grad here

I did just as bad or worse than you SIMians in poly, yet unlike you peasants my family has enough money to fund my education in Aussieland.

When I come back to SG with my second upper UniMelb/Usyd degree (no bell curve, party everyday can easily get 2:1) I will still be more competitive than you trash despite putting in equal/less effort.

I call this phenomenon 'lottery of birth'. Only those who are both stupid and poor are relegated to SIM. Those who are only stupid but born into privilege can still afford the opportunity to go to a real uni and attain a real degree

I guess all I am saying is, dun lump us Aussie grads in with you SIM trash. Money opens doors, and being stupid is forgivable if you are rich

#SIMian
#SIMpson

Australia degree no prestigious. Everyone know those who go Australia can't even get accepted to local uni.

Nice job trolling. Probably just looking to stir up some anger.

My parents can easily send me to Oz too, but I got into NUS with a double degree FCH. It's a nice occasional flex but I'm not a better person just for having it. I believe everyone deserves a fighting chance in life. Doesn't matter where you graduated from or how rich your family is. Have some humility and empathy, and recognise your privileges.

Obsessed. Cry :(

No one gives a **** about your NUS double degree lah *******

NUS so many alumni on this island, got special or prestige meh? My brother fkup in poly still get into school of engineering lmao.

Seriously wanna flex for what lmao. A bit embarrassing eh.

Obsessed with your gf :(

I show her NUS student card she wet alr. Den I tell her incoming GA at DBS Bank (SME Banking) she immediately get down and suck me off lol. Too ez

#simdegreesmatter

Ok ok.. Don’t angry plsssss, don’t disturb her ok?

Lame la. Keep coping rofl.

#prayforautistwang

Kennot leh. I say DBS GA in SME Banking she wont let go of my d*ck lol.

Literally my c*ck is glued to the top of her mouth.

#simdegreesmatter

You referring to your mum is it? 😂

DBS GA (even if you land it) roles are frowned upon on dinner tables. Only hyped up by Aunties during CNY because they carry their debit cards.

Come to think of it...

She was constantly talking about how much of a failure her son was for going to SIM, and how embarrassed she was about his constant boastings of 4k+ starting salary. When she asked him about the job, he simply said there was no need to reveal specifics 🤔

Damn, small world, huh 😂

Who would have known SIM Warrior mother kena fk by NUS BBA lol 😂

#simdegreesmatter

LOL at your level reveal specifics for what? Your level is local bank/ACN bracket (provided you even land the 3.8k job). Plenty and I mean PLENTY of SIM grads have done that before 🤣

Get your c*ck out of your mom’s mouth and start accepting the fact that you’re infatuated with us bro. It’s a good thing, you can learn from our success stories. How we managed to land >4K entry-level positions (BBs, Big Tech, F500) despite paying cheaper fees, flunking our diploma/As and having a less recognised cert.

Might be my hairy man legs, idk 🤷

Siao. She also say her son very obsessed with SIMians leh, everyday proclaiming SIMs beating local grads for positions in banks/ACN etc etc

Most likely inferiority complex lah. Last time never study hard, now relegated to lower tier in society liao. According to her, you should blame yourself, you know.

But i defend u brudder. I say some people brain just smoother. Nothing you can do about that lor. Not everyone can be banker/lawyer mah. Need some hawker cleaner/cashier also what. Dats what SIMs are for :D

#simdegreesmatter

Chill mate, it was just in reply to the fella who was showing off his Oz degree. If you read my post properly I didn't make it a big deal.

Not sure why it offends you. Sounds like insecurity.

You are suffering from many mental illnesses but never forget that you’re the epitome of inferiority complex LOL

Can find so many SIM grads on LinkedIn with 4K+ entry-level jobs (and since you like DBS so much, DBS GA roles too). Don’t get mad that you went to NUS, scored 85 RP and paid higher school fees but you’re still inferior to some of us.

Living in denial and posting childish crap wouldn’t help with your situation ;)

Ah yes - just like that!

She keep asking me. Why me son so obsessed with linkedin? Everyday scroll linkedin, like full time job sia.

I say inferiority complex mah. Must justify decision (or lack of, LOL!) to enroll in SIM University (distance learning edition). It is normal human coping mechanism :D

#simdegreesmatter

think he just received rejection from DBS for a second time. took him a few days to digest but now it finally sunk it that there will DEFINITELY be SIM grads earning far more than him.

#jobless #prayforautistwang #85rpcleaner

To be fair, NUS DDP is like Patek Phillipe compared to SIM UOL.

#simdegreesmatter

this is damn funny HAHAHA

It's about having perspective in life. If you always think you're better than a certain group of people, then you're going to feel terrible when some of them invariably do better than you.

It's sort of like how some people do fantastically well in PSLE, then lose out to others in O levels who didn't do as well in PSLE. Success at any point in life isn't guaranteed. On the flipside, even if you messed up some of your exams, you still have a good chance to carve a living for yourself. That's the magic of meritocracy.

There's a very big luck component when it comes to career success, so if you don't make boatloads of cash, it doesn't necessarily mean that you're lazy or incompetent. Likewise, if you become successful, don't think you are inherently better than others just because you got to where you are.

NUS DDP to to SIM UOL, Mercedes is to Camry.

I satisfy my life by fking SIM girls.

#simdegreesmatter

Who are you trying to fool? We all know you’re a virgin. Just be careful alright, hope we don’t see you on the newspaper together with your fellow NUS compatriots.

Btw, stop forcing your mum to suck your tiny little c*ock. Tks.

#Voyeurism #Plagiarism #DBSReject #LocalUniTrash

Came hard inside several SIM girls alr bro, NUS student card is all you need.

Also came hard inside your mother. It seems even she has a NUS fetish lol.

#simdegreesmatter

#dbsreject #localunitrash

Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

At this rate you should just call & apply to become police sergeant.

#dbsreject #localunitrash

But den people bully SIM you call police? What happen?

LOL SIMian level IQ on display

#4ksalarynospecifics
#simdegreesmatter

Oops, my bad. Let me distill it down for you so that even a six-year old can understand.

Since you failed to convert your pre-assigned internship, failed to secure a 3k + job, love to concoct posts about the police, suffer from autism and inferiority complex, a 2k+ starting job wearing the navy blue uniform is probably your best option.

#localunitrash #dbsreject

But I did fk your mom

And possibly your girlfriend too

Friendly reminder to look after the both of them when you head down to LSE Clementi for your 'lessons' 😂

#4ksalarynospecifics
#satkisimwarrior

Ok can.

^

After we fked, your mom went to sleep with my d*ck in her mouth.

She loves NUS boys lol :D

#simdegreesmatter
#4ksalarynospecifics

Fu first class second upper sim nus all end up in audit! Song bo! I having existential cridis now!

This NUS boy is so god damn childish and pathetic lol

So pathetic still can go NUS.

What does that make SIMians?

#40ksalarynospecifics
#simdegreesmatter

Why so upset?

#nustrash #dbsreject

Your mother refused to let me try an*l 😠

#simdegreesmatter
#satkisimwarrior
#4ksalarynospecifics

lol... scrolled back 10 over pages still couldn't find out exactly what is this "4k bragging" about....

Anyway, SIM UOL alumni here... graduated more than 7 years ago.... started my first job in the banking industry at 2.5... but was very grateful that i had a job back then... even though many of my peers had gotten jobs with >3k starting pay, though, with questionable prospects... anyway.... progressed through the ranks over the years and i am at a very comfortable pay grade at this juncture... not exactly the highest amongst my peers but more than enough for my own living standards...

it is an undeniable fact that local grads are generally perceived as "better quality" than puni/distant learning grads... but hey! not the end of the world... building a career is like a marathon...depends on how you pace and carry yourself... all the best to your SIMians and local U grads... tough times...

Wait. Why are you crying bro?

I'd cry too if I were in his situation, tbh

#simdegreesmatter

That’s me retard. LOL.

#85rpcleaner #dbstrash