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#AutisticLivesMatter

What else can they say? They are bottom of the food chain alr.

12 years of rigorous education and fail out of local uni. At least those overseas aussie grads got money get proper degree. SIM no money + stupid. Siao liddat how to survive in singapore lol

#simdegreesmatter

welp i guess that settles it LOL

My friend from juliis baer as a director studied sim uol.

Seems like you’re the one struggling to live with yourself here tbh LOL

Lost to SIM students till it got to you, eh?

I am applying for GA positions in DBS. #satkisimwarrior is applying for cashier positions at McDonald and Long John Silver. We are not competing for the same jobs. Not applicable.

#simdegreesmatter

lmao this 85rp kid can’t even land a GA position at DBS? no wonder he’s crying here all day err day

feelsbadman

*laughing

🤣🤣🤣

You know there’s a SIM-UOL grad who got into Bloomberg Sales & Analytics GP last year right? Wait sorry, forget you ~3k standard only LOL

#LocalUniTrash

Wah sim boi getting more triggered by the day LOL

Oh dear, SIM warrior angry liao 😂

Also, just pick the one out of a hundred theory. Cope harder 😂

#simdegreesmatter
#simdegreesareREALdegrees

When I grow up I want to be a SIM boy

can anyone help? i want to enrol in sim uol programme in the coming year. Can advise if compared to other private programmes, how is it

No comparison, all private programmes are the same - utter trash.

If you are dead set on attaining toilet paper, may as well go for the easiest one. Although this would be a difficult question to answer, since all SIMians consider their DL degree due to inferiority complex and lack of intelligence.

No leh, we are just bemused by how loserish you are tbf. Talk about applying for DBS GA like it’s the holy grail stahp 🤦*♂️

*Cue spam posting to hide his embarrassment*

To SIM trash, it kinda is lol

#simdegreesmatter

this the same guy who can’t even get into DBS GA?

“inferiority complex” - what an apt description of someone who’s been stalking our forums 24/7. post so much but can’t even land a 3k+ job, why u so pathetic de lol

#localunitrash

Er ,can anyone pls help, thanks

Know of ppl in UOL Comp Sci in DBS SEED & IBM. Not sure how other private unis compare.

SIM warrior angry liao 😂

Ok lah, I lowly NUS grad. Can only apply to DBS GA. Not like SIM UOL (DL edition) apply for 4k cashier position and Bloomberg straight out of school. Lol.

#simdegreesmatter

unlike you, we aren’t just applying. we actually got in LOL

best of luck with your application though. hopefully they look past your autism and offer you that 3k+ job out of pity.

#localunitrash #lowlynusgradindeed

Lol. So much bitterness and anger from the SIM crowd. Why sia.

Not my fault you couldn't make it into a proper uni. I didn't take your A levels 😂

#simdegreesmatter

are you refreshing our thread every minute and calling us angry and bitter lmao

stop making us feel better about flunking our As leh 🤣 ain’t our fault your 85rp cert can’t land you even a 3k job bruh

#localunitrash #lowlynusgradindeed

I'm not the one threatening to call police, or boasting about my 4k cashier job 🤣

Daily reminder:

Yeah man, there are literally no SIM UOL grads in MNCs, BBs and Big Tech! You the best already, can apply to DBS GA siol!!!

85 Rank Points huat ah! NUS huat ah!

#LocalUniTrash #LivingInDenial

Bastard sia.

Of course SIM UOL (distance learning edition) better than NUS trash lah. SIM UOL (distance learning) beat Harvard, Stanford and Oxford, how to compare to cui local uni brudder 😂

Dun liddat lei 😂

#simdegreesmatter
#simbetterthanharvard

Settle down TQL.

LOL rly damn poor thing this local uni boiboi

Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

you do your cute posts, everyone else can see how triggered u are LOL

A true #satkisimwarrior

He will not allow anyone to taint the reputation of his beloved SIM university (distance learning edition)

Otherwise kena call police lel

Siao this SIM warrior not playing 😂

You go local uni until like that, just go jail live for free sua lah. Self-reply and talk so much until can boast about “applying to DBS GA”. Alamak, damn trash I cannot.

WAH!!! This guy applying to DBS GA? So powerful?!?! That’s like the best thing that can ever happen to a local uni undergrad leh!

Fking sad LEL

Just got off the phone. Rejected because they got SIM UOL quota to fill. Fck.

#simdegreesmatter

you’re just not good enough bro, just continue your traineeship at our forums ba. this is your level.

Sorry, clearly not good enough.

I didn't even know 4k cashier jobs existed, yet you've apparently already been offered one. Power lah brudder.

#simdegreesmatter

SIM students are stupid for failing A levels/Diploma but this guy ain’t that far of. He might be even more daft than we expected.

No one.. literally no one in NUS will brag about getting in DBS GA.

You might be even worse of compared to a typical SIM grad.

DBS graduate associate SME banking brudder. Very atas one.

My linkedin damn nice now. NUS BBA finance (second upper honours) --> DBS Graduate Associate SME Banking

I mog those SIM trash to the nether realm and back.

#simdegreesmatter

Post your LinkedIn profile so I can mock you leh HAHAHA

#LocalUniTrash

suit you leh. you put the S in “SME Banking” 😆