Why don't you do something more worthwhile. Ready a book.
Or watch a movie.
Or watch porn.

Why come to the forum and lurk and type nonsense

Why watch porn when dominating SIMs on this thread gets me off more than any porn would?

#simdegreesmatter

Congrats to me everyone. SIM 2nd lower degree but just got into big 4 audit. All the engineering arts local degrees gonna beg to work for me when i guaranteed promotion to manager in 5 years. Best part i only study 2.5 years LOL in the end better than local u

SIM 3rd class here. Singapore too chui for me so I apply for MBB in Wall Street. When the interviewer saw my SIM UOL cert, he immediately told the entire room full of Harvard, Wharton and Stanford grads to go home. 120k starting pay and direct pathway to CEO in 2 years time. Not bad luh.

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I don’t think this guy is even in NUS nor nearing 85rp.

Probably a mediocre kid in a subpar local uni programme (not really far from SIM) like SUSS or SIT.

If he really is from NUS, probably an easy to get in course like BES or FASS.

SIM calling FASS an easy to get in course, a bit ironic isn't it 🤔

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#satkisimwarriors

Local Uni come lurk private uni forum, cry & cry non-stop. A bit ironic isn't it :(

#NUSBetter #OiI85RP #LocalUniPride

Haiyo, this is SIM bashing thread, don't divert attention pls 😉

I am like Jesus descending down from heavens to grace the peasants. Feels good man.

#satkisimwarrior
#simdegreesmatter

Not bashing, laughing.

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My point exactly bro HAHAHA. Flunk As, ~12 hrs a week of school but still drawing a higher starting salary LOL

Gotta say though, seeing people like you resorting to stalking our forums... I do feel kinda bad la not gonna lie. Don't worry la im sure you'll do fine in time to come, jy!!

McDonald cashier salary that high meh 😂

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#satkisimwarriors

So... what's the 75th percentile starting salary like for SIM-UOL grads? 5k monthly?

Minus 3 zeros from the end of that figure and you're spot on.

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Exactly, we missed the golden opportunity to be someone like you... what an utter shame.

Jobless, SIM-UOL Forum Traineeship, Autism... Sigh :(

#LocalUniPride

I rather be jobless than McLornal cashier tbh

Earn a bit of money first lah. I see your standard... would probably take a long time before you can compete with us for 4K+ entry-level roles.

McDonald has some autism-friendly programmes also, worth a shot!!

You are right.

Maybe I should have gone to SIM instead.

#4kpermonthcashierjob

SIM UOL vs RMIT, which program to enrol in ?

None, retake A levels and enroll in a real university.

What's with all the bashing? So what if you are from a local Uni or Private Uni like SIM? I have a bestfriend who studied medicine at NUS and I studied at UOL banking and finance. He is now a 2nd year doctor earning $5k and I am also in a MNC earning $3.8k with 2 years experience with a side business generating on average $1.8-$2k monthly. We do not push each other down but we try to push each other and grow together. Please get a life by focusing on yourself, that will be better than coming here and putting people down just because you are from a certain university. I pity your life if that is the case because you don't really have a life and are unhappy with yourself.

Human society is inherently hierarchal. We like to place things in groups. Thus, those from Oxbridge and Ivy League will naturally look down on NUS/NTU, and those from NUS/NTU will naturally look down on private degrees.

Private degrees (SIM and equivalent) are at the bottom of the food chain. They do not have anyone to look down to. In fact, even poly grads outrank them. In other words, SIMians are dhalits - unsalvageable human trash. It is only human nature to pity, ridicule, and exploit them.

#simians
#simtrash

Bro don't get triggered.
A lot of unhinged people in this forum

See what I mean when I say sad? Cringe.

Ivy + Oxbridge > SIM > Local U

It's true

ppl go local uni you go local uni. why you so diu lian until need come here cry and monitor private uni thread de?

rly sibei satki leh, from 1 hash tag become 2 hash tags now 3 hash tags. eh brother, here not twitter. want carry out your life mission to prove that you’re better than sim uol at least try to do it properly lah

Lol. No hashtags says captain SIM! Unfair!

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#simdegreesareREALdegrees

He is autistic bro, take pity on him.

Captain SIM, sir! 😅

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ownself reply ownself, come on la its so obvious

Orang sus. Eject him.

Local uni x SIM-UOL Forum Traineeship. Pathetic.

where to find info on UOL? seems like a value for money programme? can advise?

Low class low iq SIMian. Pathetic.

Ah... so go local uni but can’t help but to cry & obsess over sim-uol forum = high IQ. I see...

#AutisticLivesMatter :(

Crying of laughter 🤣

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Don’t disturb this local u kid leh. Good what, got one dog keep our thread alive all day err day for free.

Correct. You SIM lot should never forget your subhumanity.

woof woof 🐶

Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

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#simdegreesareREALdegrees
#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!