Go NUS BBA until like that. Really damn pathetic. What a waste of time and money.

Your cousins confirm thank you for being this year’s #cnylaughingstock 😂

Why I need to sell my mom

I never let her down by going to private diploma mill

Lol

but hey, at least you went to UOL instead of RMIT right. That's gotta count for something... :(

#simdegreesmatter
#UOLnotRMIT

NUS BBA --> Copenhagen Business School exchange (damn atas EU business school sia)

Liddat SIM how to compete sia. UOL or RMIT, DL learning trash is DL trash. Mogged into oblivion siol :(

#UOLnotRMIT

Interesting. I'll accept it, if you can convince your mom to let me an*l her. She let me drill my NUS c*ck into every hole except her ass hole. Lol.

Can u do it? :D

#UOLnotRMIT

Even you yourself also know it’s an impossible task. Cannot convince leh. 85rp, 4 years NUS Biz, uni help you get DBS internship but you still cannot convert or get into their measly 3.8k programme, rly damn trash never see before tbh LOL

Just continue to drown your sorrows in our forums ba. No better alternatives, this is as bright as your future can possibly get. No worries though, will hire your mom so that she can provide her 25 year old son with pocket money. 1% of my 4.5k starting salary so that works out to be $45 so about 4500 chores? Pretty decent given both of your intellectual levels.

#cnylaughingstock #rlylocalunitrash

Essay number 2. (SIM standard)

Thank you for putting in this much effort :D

Now, why not reply to my offer? I wanna an*l your mother so bad man! :(

Or you deliberately avoiding the topic of me clapping the f out of your mother's cheeks? ;)

#RMITnotUOL
#4ksalarynospecifics

No wonder you’d think that’s an essay.

The topic all along has been about how loserish you are btw. Get a job and stop taking pocket money from your mom. We can only do so much to help.

That said, do come back to our forums for more abuse please. You literally make me feel so much better about myself with each passing day I can’t even LOL

#85rpcleaner #localunitrash #cnylaughingstock

Ngl, your mom helping a lot by taking boatloads of my c*m in her mouth and p*ssy every day. Ty.

You are welcome for the esteem boost. I imagine one who is proud of going to UOL over RMIT greatly needs it :)

#UOLnotRMIT
#4ksalarynospecifics

Seriously why is 85/90 getting into NUS BBA something to brag about there are so many others with 90 RP with H3 distinction and they aren't here trying to make themselves feel better by goading people who graduated from private universities? There are many high achievers who graduated from there (working in BB, MNCs, etc). Why is someone who can't even get into a local bank GA laughing at them? Also, for the UOL grad, we get it you have a 4.5k job, why can't you be the bigger person and stop letting the guy's insults get to you. In summary, both of y'all should stop your lame-ass arguments it's getting old and irrelevant. Maybe take it offline, without the anonymity, see if y'all got the balls to even hurl such insults at each other.

It's all relative lah bro.

You don't see me stepping into Harvard forum and bragging about my NUS BBA. Because that would only make me look like an idiot.

However, compared to private DL trash (like Mr 4k salary here) I am quite simply God. Superior in every way. Disparity in brand name, respect, prestige and outcomes are overwhelming - UOL trash doesn't stand a chance.

He's getting extremely triggered by my posts, so I shall keep going. I am also forcing him to waste more time browsing the forum and keeping up with other threads where I trash on SIM. SIM Warrior/Captain, after all, as well as my own dog :D

#4ksalarynospecifics
#UOLnotRMIT

Daily reminder. Wounding SIM feelings is an offence punishable by imprisonment.

#yousaysimbadICALLPOLICE!

oi 2 cents for your mom

big sweaty NUS balls for ur mommy

hello, 2 cents for your mom.

Daily reminder, SIM doggy goes to SIM UOL not SIM RMIT hor

Pay some repect!

#UOLnotRMIT

Oh goasojdoonasi

Another boatload into the mouth of SIM doggy mommy.

2 cents for your mom hello

Only if u allow me an*l on urs
😠

I WANT DEM CHEEKS!

#UOLnotRMIT

i believe I’m the highest bidder, send her over tonight thanks. will tip her 3 cents so nice nice 5 cents.

Ohha asajsajsidjpasd

Another boatload, this time in between her roast beef flaps :D

#milf
#UOLnotRMIT

Damn. Re-reading this legendary threat, there are some gems here.

Reposting for truth.

#simdegreesmatter

I bid 6 cents. Sorry you have to do better bro :)

i bid 7 cents.

tf u typing? spasm ah? is ur mom otw bo?

C*mming ur mommys mouth mah :D

#UOLnotRMIT

don’t avoid the topic. faster send ur mom over u mong.

Only if u let me an*l your mommy in return :D

#UOLnotRMIT

Snoooghnadk

Came again into SIM mommy mouth. Fk :D

#UOLnotRMIT

I bid eight cents just for fun

Snoooghnadk

Came again into SIM mommy mouth. Fk

#UOLnotRMIT

You rly argue like how you compete 😂

Told you I ain’t connecting with trash liao, simple English also cannot comprehend 🤦 No surprises there la, wouldn’t expect anything less from Mr DBS Dream Job. If I were you, I’ll also feel ps to share my LinkedIn.

Enjoy CNY struggling with inferiority complex okie. Always remember — we are not on the same level. Even SIM grads in ACN/Local Banks are earning more than you, and I’m literally a good two tiers above them & hence you LOL (one year younger too btw — srsly why are you so loserish ah?)

#cnylaughingstock #85rpcleaner #dbsrejectx2

Dun wanna connect, why you keep begging for my linkedin like I beg for your mom's butt hole? Brudder, you wanna connect, connect with your fellow SIMs. No NUS or NTU grad is gonna risk their reputation to taint their network with DL trash like you lah :(

Btw, ITE thread got update. What are you waiting for, doggy? You got a job to do! LMAO

#UOLnotRMIT

You should tell that to your annoying local uni peers. They taking up quite a bit of space in my connections list, always bothering me asking for tips/guidance on how to break into my graduate programme/previous intern company. Some even use LinkedIn Mail (damn cringe srsly) 🤦*♂️

Who knows - maybe you are actually one of them. Wouldn’t be too surprised tbh 🤷🏻*♂️

dont forum hop and self reply thr when u are getting owned in this forum pls. we talking impt stuff, 9 cents for ur mom. send her over again tonight thanks.

Dude, no way.

Just came back from Bukit Timah campus and saw this weird homeless woman sniffing the ground. She told me she was looking for local uni students.

I forgot I was wearing my Sheares Hall shirt. She immediately tackled me to the ground, pulled off my pants and boxers, and swallowed my c*ck. Started sucking on my sausage like her life depended on it, before I finally came inside her mouth. She swallowed like a good girl.

Must have been this SIM Doggy mother you are talking about LOL. The weird thing is, she wouldn't shut up about how much of a failure her son was for going to private uni. She told me she beat the f*ck out of him and kicked him out of the house when he boasted about going to UOL over RMIT ;)

Damn, I guess this is what happens when you disappoint your dear mother and go to SIM... Scary stuff indeed.

#UOLnotRMIT
#4ksalarynospecifics

They asking you where you mom is lah brudder. Smooth brain smooth until marble LOL.
😂

Dun blame them, I horny NUS/NTU student, I also go for free bj from SIM Doggy mother. Free what, better than geylang prostitute right :D

So pls don't flatter yourself, trash... I guarantee they just wanna c*m inside your filthy whore of a mothers' mouth. Dog :)

#UOLnotRMIT
#4ksalarynospecifics

oi sim forum dog, dont change topic. send ur mom over again tonight thanks.

NUS student here. I fked her in the shower. Standing position. Came all over her t*ts. Was good fun, would do again.

Ty SIM Doggy for making your mother until like this, I guess :D

#UOLnotRMIT

stop replying to ur own posts u mong. rmb to send ur mom over tonight again ah.

NBS grad here.

I solicitated her for a night. Came in her mouth twice, in her snatch thrice, and standing missionary in the shower as well.

Any other local grads have experiences with SIM Doggy mother, please do share :D

This thread is starting to get interesting LOL

#UOLnotRMIT