IMDA (under MCI)

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A bunch of concubines and their eunuchs vying for the useless emperor's attention

Useless Emperor: CE

Empress Dowager (Lao fuo ye): Non existent Board of directors

Empress (es): ACE and Cluster Director

Concubines: Director and Deputy Director of all divisions

Crown Prince: NA (Emperor thinks he will live forever, needs an army of terracotta warriors, aka yes men figures. No need to plan for succession.)

Ah Ge and Ge Ge (Prince and Princess): Asst Directors of all divisions.

Eunuchs: HR dept

Slaves, your typical Nu Bi: All minions below AD level


Awesome casting of the ancient period drama: The IMDA Palace LOL.

My current company HR told me, if anyone with IMDA for more than 1.5 yr, the candidate is ranked lowest priority in hiring…. Go figure how industries view IMDA and IMDA staff

according to this year's annual report, the net cash used in operating activities is negative $432,470,000

last year, it was also negative but only $64,090,000

why is IMDA's cash flow so screwed up?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

My current company HR told me, if anyone with IMDA for more than 1.5 yr, the candidate is ranked lowest priority in hiring…. Go figure how industries view IMDA and IMDA staff

Huh........ what industry is this?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

so much neg comments. any insights on the digital transformation office? keen on the engineer role

If you have tech qualifications, go join Govtech and learn from the real techies. IMDA is just a rubbish bin.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If you have tech qualifications, go join Govtech and learn from the real techies. IMDA is just a rubbish bin.

Too many useless leeches who know nuts. Incubation, emerging technology? What’s the value add?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Huh........ what industry is this?

Oh ya, I’m now in healthcare tech, and there are a few jokers from IMDA. They just dunno what is going on, worse, they don’t even try to learn. Luckily my boss see through their pattern and most likely ask them to leave end of the year. CMI

Have a couple of friends in financial industry, also say staff from IMDA, sibeh cannot make it. They just throw random words and phrases around which no one understand. And ask them to generate some reports using excel, don’t know how. Sibeh sien.

ppl like CC and VO deserve a PhD in HR

HR = Hidden Redundancy

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Useless Emperor: CE

Empress Dowager (Lao fuo ye): Non existent Board of directors

Empress (es): ACE and Cluster Director

Concubines: Director and Deputy Director of all divisions

Crown Prince: NA (Emperor thinks he will live forever, needs an army of terracotta warriors, aka yes men figures. No need to plan for succession.)

Ah Ge and Ge Ge (Prince and Princess): Asst Directors of all divisions.

Eunuchs: HR dept

Slaves, your typical Nu Bi: All minions below AD level


Awesome casting of the ancient period drama: The IMDA Palace LOL.

I was thinking of the fairy tale The Emperor's New Clothes

LCH is the emperor who's naked (without leadership, knowledge, competence) but believes that he's fully clothed.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I was thinking of the fairy tale The Emperor's New Clothes

LCH is the emperor who's naked (without leadership, knowledge, competence) but believes that he's fully clothed.

Works too hahaha. But who is the little boy in imda who calls him out for being naked? Everybody behaves like as if their "eyesight" is questionable if they were to call him out for being naked, so they rather not say anything.