Sad truth is nowhere. Google can show you many website that teach you basic investment terms, but in terms of how to make profit, it is like religion.

Endless debate and squabble between, FA / TA / Hybrid, EMH / Partial EMH / Non-EMH, Behavorial / Asset Allocation / Hedging, Long/Short, Stock/REIT/Trust/Warrant/Forex/Future/Fund/Swap/Index.....

Everyone claim to believe in something and insist their way is the best. The only way is to spend your own money and test out and hope you find a formula that works before loosing all your capital.