Saw this on the Litigation God LinkedIn page. Too good not to share:

Lawyer: *wins random award that doesn’t really mean much*

Same Lawyer on LinkedIn: “I am beyond excited, blessed, and humbled to announce that I have been selected for this random award. Sure, over 80% of the people who applied and paid the fee were selected, but I am pretty sure that I am the only lawyer who won it while being ketogenic. Thank you to everyone at the firm who made this possible *tags every lawyer they’ve ever worked with to increase the reach of the humble brag*”