Originally Posted by Unregistered

hey guys you guys

how true is it that my career as a lawyer is determined by my kukubird size

my ex gf at big 4 firm left me for a more well-endowed paralegal, but he barely makes 10% of what i bring home every month

my boss said i will have to show it to her at the next performance appraisal, legitimately worried now

what can i expect? if i have to leave for another firm, what should i be looking out for? what is the average size among the big 4? do partners have to take ****** to get through an average work day?